beckyh2112: (HP: Remus/Sirius: Not Gay)
( Dec. 8th, 2009 05:07 pm)
Because I have the crazy, and someone said something to set me off. I am still planning to finish the Crazuko Meme, it's just on hold while I deal with new job/Christmas exchanges. Also, Twelve Days of Christmas is still taking requests. I might not write your request if you ask, but I definitely won't write it if you don't ask.

I am now taking requests for a quick mpreg meme to blow off steam. This one is going to be pretty heavily restricted compared to my normal request memes, mostly because this is something I'd find much harder to keep fun if I let it go free-for-all.

- One request per person
- The following may ask for three requests: [ profile] lunatron, [ profile] spyridona, [ profile] suzukiblu, [ profile] neldluva, and [ profile] ravynfyre
- Fandoms: Avatar, Transformers G1, Transformers Animated, weird RPs I've participated in (including DegSep)
- No genderbending.
- In fact, no Jet unless Jet's the mother.
- No death-in-childbirth. No miscarriage. No whumping in general.
- No requesting a non-consensual impregnation. I may write one, but you can't ask for one.

Also, TF people, if someone would toss in a request for the Blitzwing/Astrotrain/Starscream/Catechism thing, that'd count as a freebie.

beckyh2112: (Passion Has Red Lips)
( Aug. 7th, 2009 10:50 am)
Meme ganked from [ profile] penknife.

1. comment with any character you know I've written.
2. receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.
3. Profit!
I picked up several Harlequin category romance novels this last week. They are quick reads and usually enjoyable. They also have the most delightfully cracktastic titles ever. "Ruthless Tycoon, Inexperienced Mistress". "Pirate Tycoon, Secret Baby". "One Night with the Rebel Billionaire". "Sheikh Boss, Hot Desert Nights".

One of the things I found myself saying while reading through a few of this was, "I've read this fanfic."

Now I want to read those fanfics.

Your challenge is to write a quick ficbit involving a romance novel scenario. The ones below are suggestions, but feel free to do whatever.

Scenario A: Sexy billionaire brings sexy friend of someone else he knows home while it is snowing, then they get snowed in together.

Scenario B: It is the Season, and it is time for the beautiful and sexy young woman to debut and find herself a handsome, charming, and wealthy man. Bonuses for rakes and fake-rakes.

Scenario C: Sexy cowboy helps sexy ranch-owner save her land from claim-jumpers. Then he stays on to work as a ranch-hand.

Ideally, these shouldn't be any longer than a comment-box, but I don't object to longer pieces.

In return, anyone who writes me one of these in a fandom I read, I will write a requested ficbit for.
"Let's go all the way, Blitzwing."

"'Less you got your prosthetic on you, you're gonna need to borrow mine."

"Who needs a prosthetic? I've got the real thing." She grinned as 'borrow mine' clicks. "You've got a port? You do! You're even more of a woman than me."

"Babe, I'm all man. My sperm count is twice Megatron's."

"But he-"

"_Twice that._"
beckyh2112: (Default)
( Jun. 4th, 2008 10:27 pm)
Comment with a sentence from one of my fanfictions. Without looking, I have to try and guess which fic of mine the sentence is from. If I fail, the challenger wins a drabble request. Post this in your own journal and let me challenge you!
beckyh2112: (Brutality and Redemption)
( Nov. 28th, 2007 11:51 pm)
Luna and I have concluded that Blitzwing should get the Matrix and become Krieg Prime, a missile truck/bomber Triple-Changer with a Blackjack bomber mode, for it is Russian and has a wiggly nose.

And then I will shag him senseless.
Did an exercise to kickstart my writing, gleefully stolen from the lovely [ profile] dark_puck. Made a list of Transformers, assigned each a number, rolled some virtual dice, and combined the pairs with the prompts.

01: Motion (Warpath and Blitzwing)

Tanks, no matter their size, had a distinctive way of moving in either form that Warpath thought was unmistakable. Then he met Blitzwing, who broke all of the rules.

02: Cool (Slag and Seaspray)

Getting into a fight with Seaspray cooled Slag down. But chasing a minibot into the Pacific had that effect on every mech.

More behind the cut. )
beckyh2112: (Default)
( Mar. 23rd, 2007 04:46 pm)
"Ballad of Big" is giving me interesting mental images of Motormaster as a cowboy.

Of course, I still have that mental image of Blitzwing that "The Scotsman" triggered. As usual, my brain is a strange and bizarre place.
beckyh2112: (Astrotrain!)
( Feb. 9th, 2007 10:43 pm)
An attack of plotbunny led to this.

Warnings: Seeker-whumping and het.
Note: Ten-Cycles is one of the more popular Decepticon officer bars. Just saying that up front, since all I do is drop the name in the fic.

Catechism belongs to [ profile] lunatron, Photon belongs to [ profile] ravynfyre, and both are used with permission.


Disheveled Blitzwing )
Title: Star Madness
Fandom: G1 Transformers, supposedly
Characters: Catechism, Blitzwing
Classification: Het
Rating: G

Author's Notes: I think my Catechism is off, but I am dead from finals anyway.


Star Madness )
beckyh2112: (Frenzy Really is That Crazy)
( Dec. 14th, 2006 08:52 pm)
Title: Beastie
Fandom: Transformers G1
Characters: Swindle, Brawl, Blitzwing
Classification: Het
Rating: G


Beastie )
beckyh2112: (Default)
( Oct. 21st, 2006 04:39 pm)
Weird fic-idea: Blitzwing and Astrotrain get body-switched with Cliffjumper and Cosmos respectively. Cue unhappiness. Especially from the spacers. And from the command elements who suddenly have to deal with Cliffjumper being able to turn into a tank.
So, after a month or so hiatus, I got back to work on my so fragging late Astrotrain ficathon fic entry-thing. Thankfully, I'm in the run-up to the big fight scene that is completely Jack Sparrow's hanging done out-of-genre. Yay!

And then there will be healing buttsex. Except I'll fade-to-black before we get much past the first snog.

Pondering a "Transformers canon/OC" challenge with the requirement that all characters involved have to be IC, and the thing has to make sense. No random PWPs.

Also, bludgeoning the part of my mind that says I should write Blitzwing/Catechism stickyfic. 'Cause I think I'd bizarre people out by using their mid-air fueling apparatus as models for what sort of genitalia they'd have.
So, while taking Silverbolt out to play with the other Aerialbots and stomping on the big-bad Decepticons, Aerosmith's "Hangman Jury" came up on my playlist.

And what interesting Blitzwing/Catechism mental images it spawned. Mind you, my brain wasn't taking the whole song together, just snatches of lyric bits.

- Hangman Jury, Aerosmith

Lyrics )
beckyh2112: (Astrotrain!)
( Oct. 6th, 2006 04:48 am)
A keg of high-grade seems to be an integral part of a Blitzwing trap.
Concrit on Octane's characterization would be appreciated. I'm pretty sure Blitzwing and Astrotrain are also a bit off here; I need to rewatch "God Gambit" and "Triple Takeover".

Title: Target Practice
Day/Theme: July 24, 'How does it feel when you're inside me?'
Series: G1 Transformers
Character/Pairing: Astrotrain/Blitzwing/Octane
Rating: R
Summary: Blitzwing tries to correct Octane's shooting stance.

Target Practice )
Blitzwing: "Yeah, I was on a secret mission." *flashback, drinking with Octane on Corellia*

Blitzwing: "Can't talk about it, though." *flashback, Octane holding onto his wings while he pukes*

Blitzwing: "Classified." *flashback, Hook staring at two royally drunk, disheveled, and wretched triple-changers taking up space in his workroom. "You are forbidden to ever mention this again, lest I be forced to hear of it."*
beckyh2112: (Default)
( Jul. 5th, 2006 10:26 pm)
Finally got this done. Been working on this piece off and on for a month.

Kick-Ass Blitzwing )
beckyh2112: (Default)
( Jun. 10th, 2006 02:54 pm)
In the alterna-verse where jets lay eggs (through their bomb bays), triple-changers are encouraged to have large clutches. Seekers are not, because Seekers are a dime a dozen. Besides, when one set of Seekers starts clutching, all the others in the vicinity want to as well. Pesky social creatures.

Of course, it's generally encouraged that triple-changers not mate with folks with the same alt-mode as them. Otherwise, we get clutches like this:

- Butterfly Effect, F-35/space shuttle triple-changer. Four wings. Very pretty.
- Glasnost, F-35/MiG-25 triple-changer. ("Oh, gee. I can go to parties with the Russian jets *and* the American jets and get made fun of at both parties!")
- Biplane, F-35/F-15 triple-changer. ("I am a museum exhibit! Screw this. I'm getting a rebuild as soon as I'm old enough.")
- Thoughttrain, tank/train triple-changer.
- Zephyrtread, F-15/tank triple-changer.
- Skyrail, F-35/train triple-changer.
- Perestroika, MiG-25/train triple-changer.
- Railwing, F-35/tank triple-changer.
- Thundertread, tank/space shuttle triple-changer.

There was much facepalming on Megatron's part when he found out that Starscream and Catechism had been having unprotected smex with Blitzwing, too.

(( Special thanks to Lunatron, for the whole idea for these people, the names, and the quotes. For those who are interested, Butterfly Effect does have a sane origin stashed around somewhere. ))


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