Two Things

1) Writing sex is fiendishly difficult when you're not in the mood to participate in anything sexual, or even read about it.

2) Sex is boring to write if you don't go into the emotions involved. There's only so many different ways you can describe the act of sex, and all of the good ones have already been done.

Dinobots!

"Dinobot Island, Parts 1 & 2"

- This set of episodes started my "Shut up, Powerglide" habit. Whenever he says a line of dialogue, I feel obligated to override him.

- That was a huge-ass pteradon menacing Bumblebee. What is this, the Isle of Monsters?

- "Why, look, a mysterious island with lots of untapped energy! Isn't it great that the Decepticons don't know about this?"

With those words, you just conjured a space bridge drop zone into existence. 'cons will start pouring out of it any minute now.

- Speaking of a mysterious island surrounded by mysterious energy waves, why do the Autobots think it's all right to just drop the Dinobots there and leave them? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS UP WITH THE ISLAND! WHY ARE YOU JUST RANDOMLY VISITING IT?!

We never do find out why this place is here.

- "We must stop taking energy before we damage the island's chronological stability!"

Starscream, while we, the viewers, know that the island is the center of the time storms, how the HELL do you know? And even more importantly, why aren't you providing more USEFUL information?

- I exist under the firm belief that when Soundwave and Starscream were on the edge of the volcano and Starscream started ranting about how he might be the new leader soon, the camera cut away just before Soundwave whacked Starscream upside the head.

- Blitzwing! Yeee! *cuddles*

- "You wrong. And you ugly, too."

Dad: Finally, someone earns some respect on this show.

Dad now likes Grimlock. This is a good thing, as he's viewed everyone else on the show as a 'moron robot' from pretty much Day 1.