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[beckyh2112]

Also, everyone should check out my bunnies.

[Me]: So. $200 for a four-hour flight to Williamsburg plus baggage limits. Then I'll need a flight back. Or I drive like Ravyn a maniac.
[Ravyn]: LOL
[Me]: I do not know which is the better option. D:
[Luna]: Be the Stunticon.
[Me]: What I really need to consider is the getting back. I'll be doing a convention.
[Me]: And driving 16 hours after being at a convention all weekend makes me want to cry.
[Wingus]: Opt to stay an extra day after the con to recoup if possible, then drive back?
[Me]: Possibly.
[Me]: I'll poke at it more in a month or so.
[Luna]: Take the Aerialbot option, then.
[Me]: If I could do this with Silverbolt, I definitely would.
[Ravyn]: it amuses me when the options can be summed up as either Aerialbot or Stunticon.
[Ravyn]: Of course, you could always take the Aerielbot option!
[Ravyn]: and swim home!
[Wingus]: That's the Seacon option!
[Luna]: The Constructicon option is... rebuild the 'con to be made of purple metal.
[Me]: *giggles*
[Luna]: The Predacon method is to stalk the con with only your natural weapons, using stealth and power.
[Wingus]: The Protectobot option is to volunteer for the medical staff.
[Luna]: *Eyes Ravyn.*
[Wingus]: Or just the staff in general.
[Wingus]: The Terrorcon option is to become of Those Guys - the creepers that make the con staff do extra work.

[Me]: I'm taking the Ravyn-approach to Korra spoilers. Except slightly less likely to growl at you.
[AwesomeSquid]: Noted.
[Ravyn]: heh
[Ra]: Okilidokili.
[Ravyn]: I'm an invocation now. this amuses me.
[Ra]: THE WRATH OF RAVYN.
[Me]: *is in denial about when Korra takes place, thanks*
[AwesomeSquid]: Invocation of the Ravyn: Sorcerer/Wizard 4 (Evocation) Target: 1 humanoid that just spoiled an upcoming piece of media.
[AwesomeSquid]: Effect: Deal 10d10 fire damage, Will save for half.

[Tai]: In the military, we fix flats a little differently.
[Vyn]: EPIC
[Vyn]: I love the driver's super srsly focused expression
[Wingus]: Hahahahahaha
[Wingus]: "STOPPING TO FIX FLATS IS FOR PUSSIES!"

[Me]: Yes! I knew Ash died this movie!
[Charles]: but he comes back!
[Me]: Oh, Pikachu. <3 Electrocuting Ash isn't going to work now.
[Charles]: Between that and the second film, where he is a prophesised savior of the world, ASH KETCHUM IS THE POKEWORLD JESUS
[Me]: *laughs*
[Charles]: ...and you know, he keeps going around picking up followers who drop their whole lives for him...
[Charles]: Brock is an apostle!

[Me]: *is not sure what the other Dai Li think of Shi Kai* Okay, Xin Wan probably wants to 'play'.
[Spyri]: Shi Kai: ... *no, he doesn't want to play with the mind bender.*
[Me]: Xin Wan: D:
[Spyri]: Shi Kai: *Xin Wan probably does not play by Shi Kai's rules.*
[Me]: Xin Wan: *'Rules'?*
[Spyri]: Shi Kai: *...* *really does not want to play with the mindbender now*

[Me]: If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, CACTURNE will follow in a ragtag group. The POKéMON are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.
[Rin]: o___________________________o
[Rin]: uh.
[Me]: Never going into a desert in Pokeworld.
[Rin]: yeah, let's not
[Rin]: unless you've got a car and a full tank of gas
[Me]: I can totally understand why Jared (from Manly Guys Doing Manly Things) didn't want to do a Pokemon journey.
[Rin]: hahaha
[Rin]: I could understand goddamn TERMINATORS not wanting to do that

[Liona]: It's kind of cracking me up how much Tarantulas and Rampage's conversation makes them sound like bitter ex-lovers.
[Tai]: ...
[Ra]: XD XD XD
[Tai]: .......
[Tai]: I...
[Tai]: My brain
[Tai]: I just pictured
[Wingus]: ...
[Tai]: all those legs
[Wingus]: Man

[Charles]: everything you need to know about Lex Luthor, ever: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4irVuZamOhA/TN0MB66wsaI/AAAAAAAAELY/KQgjDJMCNFc/s1600/scan0056.jpg

[Me]: Pikachu tries to zap Zapdos!
[Me]: Pikachu, you stupid rat.
[Me]: Meowth says this is Pikachu trying to talk to Zapdos.
[Me]: What the hell.
[Pux]: Pokemon speak the language of VIOLENCE.

[Me]: I do appreciate how the Pokemon movies generally raise the stakes to "save the world".
[Charles]: it escalates to SAVE TIME AND SPACE in one
[Charles]: (Spoilers: they save time and space)

[Sharon]: Damn, it's cold.
[Me]: Yes. I do not approve.
[Sharon]: I am a southern hothouse flower. (nods solemnly)
[Me]: Yes. *grins* *mists gently*
[Sharon]: (rustles petals appreciatively)

[Liona]: If someone found extraterrestrial bacteria, that would be lovely.
[Luna]: Until it killed us all.
[Luna]: ;)
[AwesomeSquid]: Indeed.
[Luna]: Or worse: until they make Liona identify it on exams.
[AwesomeSquid]: D:
[AwesomeSquid]: OR BOTH!
[Liona]: Pffft. XD
[Liona]: Or maybe ex-terrestrial bacteria. >_>
[DE]: Actually, the creation of free oxygen in the atmosphere caused the first great extinction event... The Great Oxygen Catastrophe.
[AwesomeSquid]: Liona is the last surviving unmutated human, and she can only save the world by taking PRACTICAL EXAMS.
[Luna]: MEMORISE THESE 50 KILLER EXTRATERRESTRIAL BACTERIA THAT ALL LOOK ALIKE

[Charles]: "Rayford wanted to argue, but he wondered at the advisability of doing what Bruce Barnes would call "witnessing" to the Antichrist."
[Charles]: imagine how badass you'd be thought of if you TRIED TO CONVERT THE ANTICHRIST
[Me]: ... Indeed.
[Charles]: man, imagine if you actually pulled it off. That'd be a coup. Then Satan himself is the next logical step
[Charles]: but Catholics shouldn't do that. Some poor bastard would have to hear Satan's confession.
[Charles]: They'd have to pull shifts and gets meals in

[re: "The Night Land"]
[Spyri]: There are good parts and I slow down, and then there are 'I ate pills. I slept. I walked for 40-goddamn-hours and ate MORE pills.'

[Luna]: Also, why is the sprog Elite Guard? Like hell would Sentinel let his rival and his ex's kid into the Elite Guard.
[Me]: I was mostly going "Blackarachnia's evil techno-organic DNA, lolwhut?"
[Luna]: Some people seem to think robot DNA can be evil.
[Luna]: And that the Twins will become evil because Starscream is their 'dad'.
[Me]: It's DNA! It doesn't have alignments!
[Luna]: I know that. You know that. But we have Science.

[Me]: SEC! We may not be that good with anything else, but damn, we can play football.
[Sharon]: Well, you know why?
[Sharon]: Because southerners lost The War and we're determined to never lose anything else ever again.

[Charles]: I recently found out there's also dieselpunk...
[Me]: Dieselpunk. <3
[Charles]: and 50s and 60s stuff is retroactively now atompunk
[Charles]: I demand a retro-future 1980s style called faxpunk

[Me]: It's a Syfy original movie. Fact-checking is for pussies.

[Pux]: ....dammit. Want some now.
[Me]: Kids or cupcakes?
[Pux]: Yes.

[Scott]: ...have you seen the design leak for Botcon?
[Me]: Nope!
[Scott]: *carefully places link on the ground*
[Scott]: http://twitpic.com/3u06oe
[Scott]: *RUNS AWAY TO SAFE DISTANCE*