Cate/Blitz Sticky Conversation Snippet

[beckyh2112]

"Let's go all the way, Blitzwing."

"'Less you got your prosthetic on you, you're gonna need to borrow mine."

"Who needs a prosthetic? I've got the real thing." She grinned as 'borrow mine' clicks. "You've got a port? You do! You're even more of a woman than me."

"Babe, I'm all man. My sperm count is twice Megatron's."

"But he-"

"_Twice that._"

Comments

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahah. This is amazing. I love that Megatron's sperm count is apparently common knowledge.

I also love sliding scales of gender. Blitzwing has a prosthetic, and that's womanly, but then his sperm count is... er...

I used to boot around the idea that, in crackfic, gender is determined by ones eggs to sperm ratio. >_>

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It seems to me that the only way to really physically pin down the gender of a robot when girls can have dicks, guys can have 'ginas is to see if they produce sperms or eggs. (I suspect I am going to need to ask some sex vs. gender questions on my lj for this fic.)

Also, Megatron totally lets that be known around to show how alpha he is. Either that or he forgot to pay off Scrapper to not bring it up. ^_^

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah, Scrapper was bragging about his son's sperm count? *Grins.*

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Scrapper: *loudly telling Long Haul how awesome their kid is*
Thrust: *overhears, passes it on to the other coneheads*
Ramjet: *mentions it to Thundercracker*
Thundercracker: *mentions it to Reflector and Skywarp*
Skywarp: *mentions it to anyone listening when he's drunk enough*
Soundwave and Starscream: *overhears*
Starscream: *brings it up at a staff meeting*
Megatron: *ohgod, I will never able to show my face again/mortified*

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahah. <3