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I NEED TOYS! TOYS OF EVERYONE! ESPECIALLY BLITZWING!!!

*flails and collapses and squees and flails on the ground*

Ohgod, so awesome. So very, very awesome.

Even if Cartoon Network has taken down all the episode summaries past episode thirteen. I still remember that that there are Constructicons to come! And more Blitzwing! AND PURE AWESOME, ZOMG!!!

And sexy Megatron voice!

AND THE AXE!

I NEED ICONS!

Also, Animated Elita One has moved into my head, planted her aft firmly, and kicked her feet up on the table. Yes, I need elderly pink war matrons like I need a hole in the head. >_>

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I heart this show so, so much. It's probably a good thing the toys aren't released yet, or I'd be in serious trouble.

*peeks up at Ani!Elita*

True, my wallet would seriously cry if there were toys out. Because I just have to have these toys and play little games with them. (Like, Megatron/Optimus. Look, Meggy! A handsome younger 'bot to debauch!)

Really ought to make a post when I am less squee and more able to comment on stuff that was awesome.

Ani!Elita: *is an older female; definitely been around the block a few times, but she doesn't carry her years like Ratchet does* "Hello there."

(Like, Megatron/Optimus. Look, Meggy! A handsome younger 'bot to debauch!)

*flails* Stop giving me ideas!

Ani!Elita: *is an older female; definitely been around the block a few times, but she doesn't carry her years like Ratchet does* "Hello there."

Hi. ^_^ I'm Pepper.

I'm sorry, but it just stroke me as something that needed to be done as soon as they got in the same scene together, and Megatron used his sexy voice. (Admittedly, Megatron always has a sexy voice. But still.)

Also, Bumblebee/older!Sari OTP.

Ani!Elita: You can call me Elita One. *puts her feet up on the coffee table, offers a hand down to Pepper* So where're you from?

I'm sorry, but it just stroke me as something that needed to be done as soon as they got in the same scene together, and Megatron used his sexy voice.

*whimpers* Me too. I'm probably going to hell for praying for Megatron to take Optimus right there when they were in the cargo hold.

...If I wasn't already going to hell for various other things, I mean.

(Admittedly, Megatron always has a sexy voice. But still.)

Oh, gods yes. *floor!*

Ani!Elita: You can call me Elita One. *puts her feet up on the coffee table, offers a hand down to Pepper* So where're you from?

*clambers up on her hand* S'called Earth. You've probably never heard of it...

*nousles Pepper hopefully for slash*

Of course, even if you don't, I totally know what will be entering my springkink prompts for the round after February's. ^__^

Ani!Elita: Can't say I have. *lifts Pepper up and lets her sit on where Elita has crossed her ankle over her opposite knee* Tell me about it?

*pets* I'll probably end up writing some a little further on into the series- *SMUTBUNNY INNA FACE* -dammit.

*lounges* Well, seventy percent of the surface is covered with water, although my folk don't live there. We've colonized much of the land, but there are many, many other species who live with us. We've built lots of cities, we've been to our moon and sent rovers to the next planet out from the sun.

Yay! Pepper has been smutted! *dances a dance of Joy and Rapture!* *gets out the good stuff to keep Pepper attached to a keyboard until the smut is freed for all the world to revel in*

(Also, I totally did not need the opening lines to a Blackarachnia/Blitzwing character-fic involving smut to drop in on me last night. WE BARELY KNOW THEM, BRAIN!)

Ani!Elita: Sounds like a nice place. What're the problems? *there are always problems*

You know Optimus would want to free Megatron if he knew where he was. And Megatron would... reward him. Yes. *hides*

(WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED US.)

*fidget* Well... we don't really take care of the planet like we should. And humans are tribal, so there's always someone fighting. We're working on that stuff though.

... *drops into hunting mode and seeks for the fuzzy moogle-girl*

(I could totally share it. >_>)

Ani!Elita: Never did get my head around tribalism. Good to know you're working on it. Betcha'll find a better solution than we did. *runs a finger gently along Pepper's back*

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*scampers about looking for distractions*

(:D)

*purrs and cuddles up to* Hope so. There's lots of good humans I know.

*staaaaaaaalks*

(The worst and best thing about sleeping with the triple-changer was when he shifted personalities mid-fuck. Sure, sometimes going from icily stoic and skilled to ragingly passionate and slightly less skilled was the best thing a girl could get, but getting that last personality always creeped her out even when he did give the best overloads.)

Ani!Elita: Lotta good people everywhere. *continues to stroke gently* Hard part is finding them and putting them where they can do the most good without fossilizing.

*hears rustling in the underbrush* *perk?*

(Oooh, I am intrigued. ^_^)

Usually good people find their own way to doing good, I think.

*goes still, waiting for her prey to settle back into foraging*

(I do think that's something that must be taken into account if one writes Ani Blitzwing smut. He has three personalities! And they seem to tick over whenever they feel like!)

Ani!Elita: Mm. How many good people in power do you know, little fluffball?

*...hears nothing* *forage forage*

(Whenever it's narratively appropriate or humorous, yes.)

*is a fluffball* Personally? None.

*pounces!*

(I need to watch more episodes so I can write Blitzwing. And it will be awesome. Oh God, I <3 Blitzwing so much.)

Ani!Elita: I, unfortunately, do. Ultra Magnus is a good mech, but he definitely needs smacking around the head a few times. 'Course, I'm not allowed to come within ten meters of him these days...

Yeep! *tumbles*

(I'm beginning to get that impression, yes.)

*tilts head* Why not?

Slash...?

(We all knew it was coming as soon as they told us Blitzwing was involved. At Botcon. When I latched onto the arm of the person nearest me and muffled my squeeing very carefully.)

Ani!Elita: Something about smacking him on the head when he needed it.

*thinks*

"I am grateful," Megatron had said, tracing blade-sharp fingertips down the line of his face. "Were you a Decepticon, you would sit at my right hand. As it is..."

As it was, Optimus's reward for setting Megatron free was to clean Megatron's boot with his glossa, held down on his knees by the tyrant's other boot and a single connector flooding him with tainted, painful energy from Megatron's own body. Optimus shuddered at each minute manipulation of power, his own energy arcing in reply as Megatron's voice rolled through his awareness like thunder - favored slave, good pet, how blessed you are to be permitted this.

"Blessed" Optimus wasn't sure about, but despite himself he was beginning to like the taste.

*flops down* Good?

(I wish I could have seen that.)

Does he need smacking often?

Verra good. *snuzzles the soft fur of the moogle-girl* Megatron is such an evil bastard.

(It was fun. I had to be shushed a fair amount in that panel. >_>)

Ani!Elita: More often than he thinks he does.

*purrs and cuddles up to* That's why I like him.

(*giggles* Darn fangirls! Getting squeeful over Srs Bzns!)

Maybe you should deputize someone to slap him who can get close on a regular basis. An aide, or something.

And he has the sexy voice. I really like the sexy voice.

(Meesum and I kept talking. I am so embarrassed looking back at it that I was doing that during the panel.)

Ani!Elita: Yeah, well, I don't really have a lot of clout around there these days.

zomg yes. *curls up and purrs*

(*offers duct tape*)

Why not? If you don't mind my asking, I mean.

*scritches Pepper happily*

(THEY'RE MAKING A CLASSICS OCTANE, PEPPER! AND CLASSICS LAMBOS!)

Ani!Elita: "Somethin' about 'conduct unbecoming of an officer' as relates to carrying on an affair with a kid in the Academy."

*bats at your hands*

(...Both Lambos?)

.......Said kid in the Academy wouldn't happen to be designated Optimus Prime, would he?

*giggles and lets the moogle play with her hands*

(Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, yeah. They even say they figured out a method to use the same mold but give the two of them different chests.)

Ani!Elita: *hand goes still* Now, how would a little creature like you from a planet I've never heard of know that name?

*plays!* :D

(Squee. Oh, the squee. And oh, the sammiches.)

*peeks up at her worriedly* He's on my planet. He saved one of our cities from a Decepticon. I've never met him in person, but he seems nice...

*wiggles her fingers to give extra targets!*

(I hope they do a Red Alert repaint, too. And a Breakdown one, but I can do that myself if I have to.)

Ani!Elita: *optics go distant* He's a very nice boy.

*pounces on! rar!*

(That would be of the awesome, yes.)

*leans on her arm* ...You liked him, huh?

*gleeps!*

(*squeaks and flails and is full of infinite love for all things Transformerly right now*)

Ani!Elita: Yes. I did.

...*snuggles*

(Huzzah for the robots. Huzzah, I say.)

*nuzzles her hand* M'sorry.

I read that and went "ARRRRRG". You scare me greatly now...

Aww, but I'm just a harmless fluffy lil' moogle.... :D

Bollocks, you're a Tier 2 mega-threat and likely ally & support-troop for when Imperiatrix Becky unleashes her invasion from her orbiting Doom Fortress.

...Well, that too.

But I am fluffy. And cute.

True, but this doesn't stop me being on Defcon 2 due to this thread and sleeping in a nuclear-war bunker...

Dude, this is a quiet night in for me. ;P Now if Becky would join in, then you'd have something to worry about.

Why do you think I'm only on Defcon _2_?

"Because I just have to have these toys and play little games with them. (Like, Megatron/Optimus. Look, Meggy! A handsome younger 'bot to debauch!)"

I never before thought the obscene delay of the toy releases would be a good thing, but now...

Oh, you just lack cool.

Indeed. It's a Law of Physics, m'dear.

“If you were a lesser foe, I would simply have ripped out your innards and be done with this. But you… impressed me.”

One foot kept Optimus pinned to the floor, pressing down near his neck. That way, his chest could be prised upon and his Spark accessed. Megatron had been surprisingly gentle, his fingers slow and measured as they removed Optimus’ defences.

And as he… connected to him.

“With the right teacher, you could be quite something. With the right guidance, the right hand…”

His engines began to thunder, much against his will, and with their ventilation disabled – there was nowhere for the muggy heat to go. There was no release. His engines roared out their pain and all Optimus could feel was the heat, the tension, the screaming need to release – by Primus, he couldn’t see anymore, couldn’t focus on what was-

“Look at me.”

The hand grasped his head and pulled him forwards, the fingers pressing hard enough to dent, forcing him to look Megatron in the eye. Forcing him to remain still as the tyrant kissed him roughly, scraping at his lips as if he wanted to tear them away. His every nerve screamed for release, his cooling systems gasped their last, his servos began to smoulder – it was the most intense feeling he’d ever faced, his Spark was convulsing, and Megatron was kissing him all the while. And he knew that if this went on then he would forever associate the tyrant’s lips and his touch and his voice with-

His axe deployed and buried itself in Megatron’s neck.

The Decepticon reared back, snarling in frustration and inadvertently tearing out the connections between them – the sudden shock threatened to send Optimus into stasis lock but he fought past it, shutting his chest and getting to his feet.

“You have nothing I want,” he spat. His stance and manner immediately returned to that of a commander as if nothing had happened. Just as he’d been trained. “Now stand down or suffer the consequences.”

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