Sometimes My British Boy is Awesome ^__^

[beckyh2112]

(6:25:44 PM) CharlesRocketBoy: Puck told me she's given you a whip. She told me this after telling me 'I can make you hate me in just five words'
(6:27:11 PM) ChaosAngel2112: ^__^
(6:27:15 PM) ChaosAngel2112: Puck is so adorable.
(6:27:29 PM) CharlesRocketBoy: from your POV
(6:27:35 PM) CharlesRocketBoy: from mine, it's 'you did WHAT?!'
(6:27:44 PM) CharlesRocketBoy: I had to read the sentence twice before the horror sunk fully in
(6:28:22 PM) ChaosAngel2112: *laughs*
(6:28:43 PM) CharlesRocketBoy: I fully expect her to say 'oh hai, I found R'Lyeh, had it salvaged and played loud music at sleeping Cthulhu' next

Comments

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine what he's so upset about.

[charles-rb.livejournal.com]

The unleashing of primeval forces that will bring hell and suffering to millions, and force the US military to initiate the Hammer Down Protocol and sacrifice everything within a 10-mile radius of Becky via nuclear strikes.

And if that doesn't work, the UN building a giant wall around the US to quarantine it like in Doomsday, but with less exploding buses.

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

And Becky will emerge from the epicentre, unscathed, like the one lone tree standing at that blast site in Russia.

And she will lay her wrath upon us.

[charles-rb.livejournal.com]

Hence the giant wall around the US (leaving 250 million trapped to die is a small price to pay!).

If that doesn't work, we attach rocket engines to the other continents and physically run away from the planet Earth.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

I think you're overreacting just a little.

At worst they'll just have to quarantine the southeastern US, which is no big loss.