... Wow, I'm Messed Up

[beckyh2112]

The contrary self-hurting part of me is demanding weepy!uke!Megatron fic. If anyone has a link to such an atrocity, or even just uke!Megatron, please share.

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[vampirenaomi.livejournal.com]

This (http://internetdump.com/users/elfmeister/HFRZOVR8.html) isn't probably what you're looking for, but it features an interesting toilet scene between Megatron and Ultra Magnus. Teaser:

As Megatron felt Magnus slow down again he whimpered, bringing his other hand up to clutch onto the Autobot's bent upper leg near the front of his body in hopes he'd take pity on him and stop trying to bring him down from climaxing each time he neared it.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

That was painfully, painfully weird. I wish I knew what sort of contortions the author went through with the timeline to wind up with Megatron as Optimus Prime's sex-slave. Or why anyone is putting up with this and hasn't taken Megatron out back and shot him.

I think I may GAFF this.

[vampirenaomi.livejournal.com]

I think I may GAFF this.

Please do. *amused cackle*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Seconded. I'd do it if you weren't.

Back to the original topic, I know of a slightly more (but not much) in-character sticky fic here. (http://www.geocities.com/skins_thunderbomb/Smutfic-art/Tensionreliever.htm)

And a sticky fic style, very odd comic with Prime essentially raping Megatron, but in the traditional style of him liking it in the end. Art's quite nice, but only read it if you are strong of brain. Not by the author of the fic, she just has the link to it on her page. (http://www.geocities.com/skins_thunderbomb/Confession.htm)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

I think I remember that first one. It's a sequel to the fic wherein Megatron gets turned female just long enough for Starscream to bang her, isn't it?

Wow, this is painful. See, fics like this are why Megatron is delightfully virginal and uninterested in sex in my serious timeline. (Of course, my so-called "serious" timeline also has him knitting. What the hell.) Even if someone does manage to seduce him, he's hardly going to feel the lack after he stops getting laid. He's got more important things to do.

“Now, now, dear leader.” He said in a naughty tone, “We don’t take all the pleasure for ourselves now.”

Seeing as this is Megatron... If he's giving pleasure, it's a control issue. If he's taking pleasure, it's a control issue.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the one. Really weird slag.

Really, the only thing that comes even close in badness to that thing (and I want to see that when you're done GAFFing it) is the "Galvy and Cyc raping Starscream" badfic complete with an illustration.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

...!

I want a link to that fic. Now.

*is slightly puzzled as to what people think she's going to be GAFFing, by the way*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beckyh2112/40919.html?thread=101591#t101591

You said it.

Link: Be warned of the picture midway through. It's very disturbing. (http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/backtalk.html)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that I am going to be GAFFing, but some of these comments leave me wondering what people think I'm going to be GAFFing.

... Did that make any sense?

*reads the fic* Scarily enough, I've read this fic before, too. I think for much the same reasons I asked you for a link - it sounded abominably stupid. And, by golly, it is.

... Wait, does Starscream really have hair in that picture? And why is his face the wrong color? Starscream's got a dark face, not a pale one.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

The Megatron-sex-slave fic, I was assuming.

It's "synth-hair". Hell if I know what that means.

The amusing thing is that the picture doesn't quite match the story either. Galvatron should have also had his codpiece off at that point, but he doesn't in the pic.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Yes, the Megatron-sex-slave fic.

See, Starscream keeping Megatron as a sex-slave... Wow, there's a plot bunny latched onto my leg. That was fast. Anyways, Starscream keeping Megs as a sex-slave could be interesting, but only if there was an excessive amount of violence and power-games going on. And I have this mental image of Megatron staked out on a wall for all to see.

Unless "synth-hair" is some sort of sensory organ, it sucks automagically.

On a random note, Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime/Scourge has a hotter picture, and they're all completely armored.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

There's your next AU. Starscream as commander with Megatron as his concubine servant who still retains his Megatron-like tendency towards violence and mind games.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It's on the list.

We all know that I do these drabbles just for the sake of getting the mental images in my head out of there, right?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I was assuming so. I've been doing the same. The AUs are expecially fun.

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

I think I may GAFF this.
Hey, didn't I already do that?

... no, wait, I GAFFed "Hell Freezes Over." Ugh.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

... This is "Hell Freezes Over"?

You GAFFed it? Dang, now I have to track it down. To the Gaffmobile, Fish-it!

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

Gaah, no. My mistake. I GAFFEd "Back Talk," the Galvatron/Cyclonus/Starscream horror mentioned above. It's somewhere in the Golden Oldies forum ... lemme see if I can find a link ...

Here we go (http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1644)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

You are a martyr, my dear fish.

Wherever Transfans gather to discuss, in hushed whispers, the travesties of TF-smutfic, wherever stories such as "Explosive Results," "Star Ruby's First Time" and "BiMaximals" are mocked and reviled, there is one name that stands head and shoulders below the others ... the fic ... is "Back Talk."

Should I feel sad that I've read all of those? And what is "Hell Freezes Over" and do you have a link?

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

"Hell Freezes Over" is the Magnus/Megatron fic linked way up above. Same author, same horribleness, different flavour. Blargh.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I suppose that I should be glad that both dementednesses came from only one mind.

The title's quite accurate, actually. That's the only time something even remotly like that would ever happen.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Got a link to the GAFFage?

[giri-guy.livejournal.com]

((Too lazy to switch to my journal, so I'll be posting this as Rodimus. Deal. ;) ))

Galvatron's typist has written something with Megatron subbing to Starscream, though I don't think he's weepy. (Not that I've read it, so for all I know he could be.) If you ask her she'll probably be amenable to sharing.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

The question is... Who is Galvatron's typist?

[giri-guy.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry... navigatorsghost.