... Wow, I'm Messed Up

[beckyh2112]

The contrary self-hurting part of me is demanding weepy!uke!Megatron fic. If anyone has a link to such an atrocity, or even just uke!Megatron, please share.

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[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the one. Really weird slag.

Really, the only thing that comes even close in badness to that thing (and I want to see that when you're done GAFFing it) is the "Galvy and Cyc raping Starscream" badfic complete with an illustration.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

...!

I want a link to that fic. Now.

*is slightly puzzled as to what people think she's going to be GAFFing, by the way*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beckyh2112/40919.html?thread=101591#t101591

You said it.

Link: Be warned of the picture midway through. It's very disturbing. (http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/backtalk.html)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that I am going to be GAFFing, but some of these comments leave me wondering what people think I'm going to be GAFFing.

... Did that make any sense?

*reads the fic* Scarily enough, I've read this fic before, too. I think for much the same reasons I asked you for a link - it sounded abominably stupid. And, by golly, it is.

... Wait, does Starscream really have hair in that picture? And why is his face the wrong color? Starscream's got a dark face, not a pale one.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

The Megatron-sex-slave fic, I was assuming.

It's "synth-hair". Hell if I know what that means.

The amusing thing is that the picture doesn't quite match the story either. Galvatron should have also had his codpiece off at that point, but he doesn't in the pic.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Yes, the Megatron-sex-slave fic.

See, Starscream keeping Megatron as a sex-slave... Wow, there's a plot bunny latched onto my leg. That was fast. Anyways, Starscream keeping Megs as a sex-slave could be interesting, but only if there was an excessive amount of violence and power-games going on. And I have this mental image of Megatron staked out on a wall for all to see.

Unless "synth-hair" is some sort of sensory organ, it sucks automagically.

On a random note, Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime/Scourge has a hotter picture, and they're all completely armored.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

There's your next AU. Starscream as commander with Megatron as his concubine servant who still retains his Megatron-like tendency towards violence and mind games.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It's on the list.

We all know that I do these drabbles just for the sake of getting the mental images in my head out of there, right?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I was assuming so. I've been doing the same. The AUs are expecially fun.