Rebecca Hb. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
beckyh2112) wrote2008-01-30 02:46 pm
beckyh2112) wrote2008-01-30 02:46 pm
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For Luna
If I was feeling extra-creative, I'd come up with an alternative for gum.
SPINISTER:
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Snarler.
Snarler liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Snarler layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a liter
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my Targetmasters off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
SPINISTER:
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Snarler.
Snarler liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Snarler layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a liter
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my Targetmasters off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
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