I Would So Buy From This Business
May. 19th, 2009 08:15 pm[Ravyn]: holy crap, I actually got a male whiptail... *thuds*
[Tai]: wewt
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Okay, I'm guessing pixel pets, not someone mailing you a lizard....
[Luna]: Awww.
[Liona]: Hey, I'll have you know that the Random Mail-Order Lizard Enterprise is a highly successful business.
[Luna]: I wish to be randomly mailled lizards.
[Tai]: No lizards here, only dragons.
[Liona]: Well, just fill out this form, and you, too, can be mailed random lizards at random! When will you receive them? What will you receive? How many? Not even we know!
[Kenya]: *wants a bearded dragon*
[Liona]: All shipments overseen by random number generating robot.
[Luna]: :D
[Liona]: Random Lizard Care Pack appropriate to your particular randomly selected lizard available for a small extra fee.
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Google live lizards mail order. You can get mail-ordered lizards.
[Luna]: But they aren't /random/.
[Me]: But are they random mail-ordered lizards?
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually another reptile, you may return it to your local RMOLE Depot. Please resist flushing crocodiles or alligators down the toilet.
[Tai]: Don't flush the caimans, either.
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually a tarantula, you may request a full refund and a free complimentary lizard of your choice.
[Tai]: *snerk*
[Liona]: Okay, I'm done. XD;
[Liona]: >_> If lizard is actually of alien origin, we apologize for the inconvenience when men in black suits invade your property and confiscate your new pet.
[Tai]: wewt
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Okay, I'm guessing pixel pets, not someone mailing you a lizard....
[Luna]: Awww.
[Liona]: Hey, I'll have you know that the Random Mail-Order Lizard Enterprise is a highly successful business.
[Luna]: I wish to be randomly mailled lizards.
[Tai]: No lizards here, only dragons.
[Liona]: Well, just fill out this form, and you, too, can be mailed random lizards at random! When will you receive them? What will you receive? How many? Not even we know!
[Kenya]: *wants a bearded dragon*
[Liona]: All shipments overseen by random number generating robot.
[Luna]: :D
[Liona]: Random Lizard Care Pack appropriate to your particular randomly selected lizard available for a small extra fee.
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Google live lizards mail order. You can get mail-ordered lizards.
[Luna]: But they aren't /random/.
[Me]: But are they random mail-ordered lizards?
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually another reptile, you may return it to your local RMOLE Depot. Please resist flushing crocodiles or alligators down the toilet.
[Tai]: Don't flush the caimans, either.
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually a tarantula, you may request a full refund and a free complimentary lizard of your choice.
[Tai]: *snerk*
[Liona]: Okay, I'm done. XD;
[Liona]: >_> If lizard is actually of alien origin, we apologize for the inconvenience when men in black suits invade your property and confiscate your new pet.
Listening to Styx this morning, I got an idea for a Blue Spirit music video for Avatar. Of course, this necessitated ripping the Blue Spirit episodes so I actually had footage to work with the music.
Ripping "The Blue Spirit" from season one went along fine. When it came time to rip "Lake Laogai", my computer decided it hated season two DVDs with a passion and refused to acknowledge the disc was in its drive. Testing with alternate discs led to the discovery it would read season one DVDs just fine, but it refuses to believe in season two DVDs.
So I'm ripping on another computer because I'm actually home this weekend and Mom is letting me use her laptop because she knows how much I enjoy vidding. Very annoying.
Ripping "The Blue Spirit" from season one went along fine. When it came time to rip "Lake Laogai", my computer decided it hated season two DVDs with a passion and refused to acknowledge the disc was in its drive. Testing with alternate discs led to the discovery it would read season one DVDs just fine, but it refuses to believe in season two DVDs.
So I'm ripping on another computer because I'm actually home this weekend and Mom is letting me use her laptop because she knows how much I enjoy vidding. Very annoying.
( Sad Stormtrooper behind cut )
Any way you want. Commentfic? Sure. Links to amusing videos? Sure. MS paint scribbles? Sure. Interesting commentary on whatever? Sure.
You just need to cheer him up.
Any way you want. Commentfic? Sure. Links to amusing videos? Sure. MS paint scribbles? Sure. Interesting commentary on whatever? Sure.
You just need to cheer him up.
If I was feeling extra-creative, I'd come up with an alternative for gum.
SPINISTER:
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Snarler.
Snarler liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Snarler layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a liter
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my Targetmasters off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
SPINISTER:
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Snarler.
Snarler liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Snarler layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a liter
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my Targetmasters off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.