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Crazuko Meme

This is crazy!Zuko. He is my current super-favorite incarnation of Zuko. He seriously, seriously has his sex and love wires crossed.

I want to write more of him! SO! I am taking requests. Unlimited requests, I only guarantee one response per person. (And I guarantee NO MORE than one if you don't comment back to the one I do write you first.)

Requests I WILL NOT answer:
- the Azula and Zuko double-team 'cause I'm saving that for Spyri
- why Zuko is crazy
- Bumi/Zuko 'cause I just can't handle Bumi like that

Otherwise, go wild!

MEME IS CLOSED.

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Well CLEARLY I must demand Jet + Crazuko + ferry, because I am THAT person. <3

Also!

- First time Crazuko captures Aang.
- Sokka is not sure if he approves of Fire Nation submission techniques.
- And um, because I'm creepy, plz give me Crazuko in Lee's village.
- . . . Crazuko and The Boiling Rock? >> HAI THERE NEW FRIEND'S SEXY DADDY AND OOO CHIT SANG YOU ARE SO LARGE AND MUSCULAR. :DDD

More to be added as I think of appropriate evils. >:D

Edited 2009-11-30 05:09 (UTC)

I'm am absolutely seconding the Crazuko/Hakoda.

Can I third my own idea?

Well, I could be the one thirding...or fourthing. Whatever.

The refugee boy, the deserter stood up, paired swords still in hand. He held his head tilted at such an angle it was almost completely sideways, the scarred side of his face up to the sun. His eyes tracked Gow, and that creepy fucking smile widened.

"I think I'm going to kill you," he rasped. He seemed to give himself a shake, and the jerking flow of his limbs shifted-

He didn't stand so much like a broken doll anymore.

Gow surged forward instinctively, bringing another rock missile up and launching it at the boy.

The deserter boy twisted out of the way, but the edge caught him on the cheek. Blood dripped down from a cut.

The smile faded.

Flames ignited.

"I think I'm going to kill a lot of people," the firebender announced.

DDDDDDD:

Run! Run, Lee! Run away!

As fast as your little legs can carry you!

*Shelter's poor Lee.*

He's going to need a new home after this, yeah.

OH NOES LEE DDDD:

EVEN WORSE FOR THE KID THAN CANON XD

Lee survives!

I'm not sure if anyone else does, but Lee does!

And hopefully his mom? >>;;;;; THE KID HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS, ZUKO.

ALSO GOW YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB.

I think it's pretty telling that, when I read this, I broke into a manic grin. Those last three lines just did it for me.

... I think I like Crazuko more than I should.

My utter adoration for this is one of those many things I'm never going to mention to a psychiatrist.

The first thing Jet noticed was the scar. He'd have to be blind not to, because nothing could hide that ugly red burn-scar across the boy's face.

The second thing he noticed was the smile. The boy smiled like if he didn't, he'd be screaming and he'd never, ever stop. He smiled like broken glass and broken swords, like a village burning while a little boy screamed in the arms of his dead mother.

Or maybe that was just Jet's imagination.

. . . . . . . okay, that was unreasonably sexy. wtf, Bex, how did you just do that?

*staaaaares at it. STAAAAAAAAAAAARES.*

Oh dear GOD. You are killing me.

That's it, I am going to be your new stalker. Just blame yourself for it! Xb

Aang hadn't really been expecting anything when he surrendered himself to the Fire Nation to save Katara's village. Well, except that the big steel ship would look a lot like the other big steel ship inside.

It did, too.

And, he'd kind of expected the Fire prince's smile to change. Just a little.

It didn't.

The Fire prince took away his glider and threw it to the old man with the spirit-touch, and he dragged Aang down through a maze of corridors. The door he opened didn't lead to a cell, though, but to someone's private cabin.

"Um?"

The Fire prince shoved him inside and kicked the door shut behind him. Aang just looked around in bemusement, taking in the red hangings and the red-draped bed and the nice set of dao swords on display.

"Um?" He said again, trying to figure out why the Fire prince thought they needed to be here.

Lips ghosted over his scalp and hot hands settled on his waist. "Love me," the Fire prince demanded in a raspy voice.

Oh.

Um.

Crap.

Hm, this actually makes more sense than Zuko dragging him to his cabin in CANON. <<

Also, oh Aang, I am SO SORRY for however much of your monkly virtue Crazuko stripped you of before you air-slammed him into the ceiling. XDDD

He took Aang to his cabin in canon? I'd forgotten that part!

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Aang's reaction here is the best. Ever. I love you.

Zuko smiled as he knelt, hands braced against his knees, head down but tilted just wrong enough that Sokka could see that smile. He knelt with no shirt, with no belt-

Katara shivered as the Fire Nation prince leaned in and pressed a kiss to the inside of her knee through her dress.

Sokka decided he was going to pound Zuko's head into a wall.

The Fire Nation boy smiles like a whore. Invitation and advertisement both - he is more than willing, he is ever so handsome, don't you want him?

Hakoda does not. Rather, he wants to sit the boy down and comb his hair into a wolftail. He wants to teach the boy how to be a man rather than a whore, someone who can respect himself and be respected.

He wants more space between the two of them.

He wants, most of all, for the prisoner who has fallen in with them not to eye the boy so, and the boy not to run the eyeing with subtle preening.

Eep. I have read this over and over agagin and I think it's wonderful.

Smiles like a whore...Oh Zuko...

I approve deeply of this characterization of Hakoda. <333 The whole second paragraph makes me fluttery in COUNTLESS ways.

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