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Rebecca Hb. ([personal profile] beckyh2112) wrote2009-11-29 10:34 pm

Crazuko Meme

This is crazy!Zuko. He is my current super-favorite incarnation of Zuko. He seriously, seriously has his sex and love wires crossed.

I want to write more of him! SO! I am taking requests. Unlimited requests, I only guarantee one response per person. (And I guarantee NO MORE than one if you don't comment back to the one I do write you first.)

Requests I WILL NOT answer:
- the Azula and Zuko double-team 'cause I'm saving that for Spyri
- why Zuko is crazy
- Bumi/Zuko 'cause I just can't handle Bumi like that

Otherwise, go wild!

MEME IS CLOSED.

Crazuko and Zhao

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello, Commander."

Zhao glanced over his shoulder as Prince Zuko wandered into his office. The young man smiled at him and waved a sheaf of papers in his general direction. Wonderful. The prince was back from whatever bit of traveling his Uncle had dragged him along on and had reports.

"You can put them on the desk," Zhao said curtly, inwardly cursing the lack of space in his office. One more desk, or even a little end-table to keep the prince far away from him-

Prince Zuko nodded and ambled forward, dropping the reports on a corner of the desk. Then he leaned forward, gold eyes gleaming. "I missed you, commander. Did you miss me?"

"Frequently. My aim is getting better, though."

The prince threw back his head and laughed, a pure trill of genuine delight. Then one hand snapped out, and Zhao just barely jerked out of the way as a fire blast destroyed the back of his chair and blackened the wall.

Prince Zuko took the opportunity to clamber on the desk. Papers wound up scattered on the floor, and the boy only avoided knocking over Zhao's brandy by accident.

Zhao suspected nothing that happened around Zuko happened by accident.

"Love me, Commander Zhao?" The prince asked, reaching out to touch his face.

"No," Zhao gritted out. Why Prince Zuko insisted on forcing love into their sex, he didn't know, but he had no interest in the prince beyond the sex. He saw no reason to lie about that.

Besides, he'd heard stories about people who had lied.

The prince's eyes narrowed, and fire flared around his hand. "I don't have to ask, Zhao."

He sighed. "How about I just fuck your brains out, and we'll call it even?"

"Isn't that what I said?" The prince tilted his head slightly.

Zhao felt the world tilt out from under his feet with the movement of Zuko's head. Or maybe it was just from the words. "You did not," he protested.

"Yes, I did."

Zhao growled. "I don't love you. I'm going to be fucking you."

The prince just looked so baffled, as if Zhao had said "that's not a komodo-rhino, that's a komodo-rhino".

***

"What the hell is wrong with him?" Zhao demanded of Prince Iroh hours later.

Iroh sipped his tea and ignored him.

Re: Crazuko and Zhao

[identity profile] floranna.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Is it wrong that I am laughing here? Those last two sentences made me incoherent.

Iroh needs to drink lot of tea when he is taking care about this Zuko...

Re: Crazuko and Zhao

[identity profile] calicojane.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh Zhao. You are just realizing what a very, very bad decision taking what Zuko offered was, aren't you? (Clearly, Avatar-verse playwrites never produced an equivalent of 'Fatal Attraction', or you might have had some warning.)

Also, I so <3 Iroh; 'Have you got a week or two?'

>^.^<

Re: Crazuko and Zhao

[identity profile] littleseastar.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
This made me laugh and broke my heart a little at the same time and it felt so damn good.