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Rebecca Hb. ([personal profile] beckyh2112) wrote2009-11-29 10:34 pm

Crazuko Meme

This is crazy!Zuko. He is my current super-favorite incarnation of Zuko. He seriously, seriously has his sex and love wires crossed.

I want to write more of him! SO! I am taking requests. Unlimited requests, I only guarantee one response per person. (And I guarantee NO MORE than one if you don't comment back to the one I do write you first.)

Requests I WILL NOT answer:
- the Azula and Zuko double-team 'cause I'm saving that for Spyri
- why Zuko is crazy
- Bumi/Zuko 'cause I just can't handle Bumi like that

Otherwise, go wild!

MEME IS CLOSED.

Crazuko/Lanh

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
The only good thing about this was the firebender wasn't firebending. Which wasn't saying much, in Lanh's opinion, because it meant the firebender could start firebending any time now.

The smiling, scarred boy darted forward, dodging the flurry of rocks Alak threw at him. His sword flicked out, sliced Alak's sleeve open from wrist to elbow. Chatri had the earth creeping around his feet, Lanh could feel, but the other Dai Li trainee couldn't fight in a space this enclosed without endangering him and Alak.

Lanh flashed a hand-signal to Chatri. The other boy acknowledged it and grabbed Alak by the tuft of braid he had. The other boy yelped but kept his balance, and the firebender pressed his attack.

Lanh yanked off part of the wall, and the firebender's swords slashed against that rather than through Alak's throat. "Get out of here!"

Alak started to protest, while Chatri yanked him backward and back down the cave-tunnel.

The firebender watched. His head was tilted slightly, his smile a little bit bloody from a lucky hit Alak had gotten earlier. His swords looked dinged from parrying rock, and he held himself so wrong it made Lanh hurt to look at.

The Dai Li trainee stood in the relaxed position he'd learned on the streets and had refined by the Dai Li combat instructors, loose and ready for anything.

The firebender sheathed his swords.

Lanh blinked, and the firebender's entire posture changed. He looked-

"Hello," the firebender purred, his tone conveying far more than simple greeting. Far, far more. Um.

Lanh found he wasn't ready for that.

Something of his panic must have shown on his face, because the firebender laughed. It wasn't mocking, but instead low and throaty and far too understanding. "What, did they cut it off when they put you in those robes?"

"Someone might have tried that if they'd caught me back in the day," Lanh responded, as always glad of how the 'be flippant' instincts he had outran his 'be frightened' ones.

"Kinky." The firebender smirked and sauntered forward. "I promise not to burn it off then."

Lanh took a step back. "You always go from fighting to being perverse this easily?"

"Love me?"

Lanh considered that the firebender still hadn't used his firebending at all, still had both his swords, and was much much closer to the Dai Li trainee than he'd been two minutes ago. "... Sure. I'll love you."

Re: Crazuko/Lanh

[identity profile] dark-puck.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
*purrs and cuddles Lanh* Oh, my darling. Just not prepared for the crazy to go from I KILL YOU to I SEX YOU UP. But you made a NICE recovery!

Re: Crazuko/Lanh

[identity profile] floranna.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea who Lanh is, but he is very funny. Just not prepared for Zuko. ^^

Re: Crazuko/Lanh

[identity profile] dark-puck.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Lanh is a smartass former pickpocket, now the smartass eldest/most senior Dai Li trainee.

And really, is ANYONE prepared for Crazuko?

Re: Crazuko/Lanh

[identity profile] floranna.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, a good point...now I want to read a fic where everyone of his victims meet and compare their experiments with Zuko. Who would win?