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Crazuko Meme

This is crazy!Zuko. He is my current super-favorite incarnation of Zuko. He seriously, seriously has his sex and love wires crossed.

I want to write more of him! SO! I am taking requests. Unlimited requests, I only guarantee one response per person. (And I guarantee NO MORE than one if you don't comment back to the one I do write you first.)

Requests I WILL NOT answer:
- the Azula and Zuko double-team 'cause I'm saving that for Spyri
- why Zuko is crazy
- Bumi/Zuko 'cause I just can't handle Bumi like that

Otherwise, go wild!

MEME IS CLOSED.

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Crazuko/Katara; just what DID happen in the Crystal Catacombs?

The Beach: Chan and Ruon-Jian make their moves on the girls.

The Southern Raiders: Crazuko inadvertently Zukoblocks Suki and Sokka's lovefest and just MUST make it up to them, SOMEHOW. >> Or join in. Whichever.

More Teo and Crazuko interaction, dammit, I ADORE them. Exploring the temple, perhaps? Accidentally exploding things? Liking is okay but Crazuko kinda STILL wants you to love him, Teo.

Crazuko makes tea for the group for the first time. The rest of the gAang is understandably wary.

Zuko's smile is a shadow of itself.

It's still there, though. But it's... brittle. Like rotten ice. Katara doesn't trust it. Couldn't help but flinch when he picked himself up off the floor and turned that smile on her.

She misses the honest smile she saw in the tea shop.

"Katara," he says, and she startles. When did he learn her name?

"What do you want?"

He pauses, tilts his head slightly. His smile is the edge of a crescent-moon, sharp enough to cut and just as distant. "Don't ask me that again. I'll answer."

She frowns, her hands coming to rest on her hips. Idiot older boys, now this is something she's used to dealing with. Actually, just make that idiot boys period because it's not like Aang is much better than Sokka some days. "What do you want, Zuko?"

In one stride, he suddenly is far too close, too hot. "I want you to love me, Katara," he says softly as his hands settle at her waist.

"Get off!" She snaps, wishing there was water, any water around. "You don't get to touch me ever! You're the Firelord's son, the vicious little bastard who has been trying to capture Aang!" She shoves at him hard. "You have no idea what this war has put people through, do you? Jet's family, Haru's dad, my mother-"

Zuko's smile dies, and she is left staring at- She has no idea what she is looking at because she has never seen Zuko not smiling.

"Mother left," he says.

She thinks, she almost thinks he's hurt.

Zuko's smile dies, and she is left staring at- She has no idea what she is looking at because she has never seen Zuko not smiling.

*just . . . goes and lies down after that one*

"Hey."

"Hey," Chan said as the smiling boyfriend of the hot dark girl somehow managed to get way too close to him. Even closer than Ruon-Jian would sometimes get when it was almost dawn and Chan needed to drop him on the guest bed because he couldn't be trusted to walk home.

Man, the guy was hot.

In both ways.

"You've been eying my sister all night," the smiling guy says, one finger running down the front of Chan's chest. "My little sister."

Crap, were they about to get into a fight? He didn't want to deal with that right now, and it wouldn't really help with Azula. Well, okay. Crazy-girl might like it a lot if he beat up her brother.

Chan shrugged. "We've been talking."

Nothing more, his voice said, but he wasn't sure if this guy heard that part of it.

"Talking." His smile changed, and he pressed hard hands against Chan's chest. "Talking isn't so fun."

Uh. Well, okay, dude wasn't bad on the eyes. "You want to invite your girlfriend along, or does she not go for threesomes?"

"Threesome?" The boy purred. "I was thinking sixsome."

. . . *DID read last line right*

*falls over dead*

ZUKO YOU ARE NOT IN THE EK ANYMORE, OKAY? FIRE NATION KIDS DO NOT HAVE THE STAMINA FOR THESE SHENANIGANS. XD;;

SIXSOMES AND CHANJIAN AND SEJAKGFJKDAHGJAH -INCOHERENCY-

"... Uh, no thanks," Aang said, holding up his hands as Zuko brought him tea. "Don't really like tea."

Zuko gave him a look as if Aang was obviously deeply crazy. "All right. Sokka?"

"Who made it?" The Water Tribe warrior asked as he glanced over from brushing Appa's fur. "'Cause Haru's pretty good at it, but Katara still murders the tea most of the time."

"You mean I actually sweeten it," the waterbender replied as she manipulated the hot water to scrub the dishes.

"That's what I said."

"I made it," Zuko said.

"Oh hell no!" Sokka snapped. "No, not drinking any tea from you."

"... But it's good tea."

"NO."

Zuko sighed, shoulders slumping. "Katara?"

"No."

Zuko looked around despondently, his smile faded to a bare shadow of itself. "But it's good tea."

Toph folded her arms. "Don't look at me, Sparky. I stopped drinking the stuff as soon as I got out of my parents' house." She paused. "Except for that one time," she muttered.

Zuko looked pitiful. "It's ginseng!"

"What's ginseng?" Haru wandered into the small plaza, his shirt off and slung around his shoulders. Katara paused in her dish-washing to give him a long look, and Zuko's entire stance shifted as he leaned towards the earthbender boy.

"This tea that no one wants," Zuko practically purred.

"I'll take it then," Haru said, and everyone else winced.

Ahahahahahahahaohgod. XD *dies*

HARU, YOU HAVE JUST BECOME ZUKO'S NEW FAVORITE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE POSITION?

specifically the many and varied NEW POSITIONS he will be TEACHING YOU >>

"Do you love me?"

"I like you," Teo said for the third time that day. He found if he just said he liked Zuko, then the firebender didn't- His cheeks heated. Didn't do anything that made Haru throw him into a wall. Even if Haru would let Zuko do those very same things to him without complaint.

Teo kind of wanted to tell Haru it was all right for Zuko to- do things to him. Except he kind of wanted Haru to do things to him, too, and he didn't know what Haru would think of him if he said he was okay with Zuko doing things.

Zuko smiled and ruffled his hair. "Let's go see the fountains, Teo."

"Fountains?" Teo perked up a bit in his chair. "What fountains?"

Zuko blinked and gestured vaguely in the direction of the other side of the temple complex. "They're inside. Because the temple is upside-down. Uncle said they were baths, too, for pillow-sisters." He frowned slightly. "He wouldn't explain what that meant."

Teo shrugged and rolled his chair after Zuko as the firebender wandered off. "I don't know either. Maybe Aang does."

"Maybe." Zuko tilted his head to look back at him, the gesture looking more painful than not. "Liking is okay, but I wish you would love me."

".... Yeah, you have to get Haru to agree to that first."

Zuko brightened. "Oh! I didn't know. Of course."

Teo suspected he'd just let Haru in for a world of weird.

A big world of weird, Teo-kun. But maybe you'll get Zuko-Haru lovings!

And another glorious new threesome is born. >> *restrains self from plotting. REALLY.*

Teo and crazy!Zuko have the BEST conversations.

"No," Sokka declared, arms crossed. "Noooooo. You do understand the word, don't you?"

"But I owe you!" Zuko protested.

"You can owe me in something other than sex, all right?"

"I think it'd be sexy," Suki volunteered.

Zuko brightened considerably while Sokka shot his girlfriend a look for her clear betrayal.

*cracking up*

SUKI USES POWER OF SEXY

IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!!!

Also way too adorable for negotiation of a threesome. XD

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