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beckyh2112) wrote2009-12-01 12:19 am
beckyh2112) wrote2009-12-01 12:19 am
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Baaaaaaa.
I is sheep.
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Give me however many characters/pairings from any fandom I participate in and I'll give you one fanon that I like and one that I don't agree with.
This assumes I remember what fanon is that other people use, but if I don't remember, I'll make up new fanon. So you get both my fandom psychology and GLORIOUS LIES.
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suzukibluGive me however many characters/pairings from any fandom I participate in and I'll give you one fanon that I like and one that I don't agree with.
This assumes I remember what fanon is that other people use, but if I don't remember, I'll make up new fanon. So you get both my fandom psychology and GLORIOUS LIES.
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Pakku.
Jin!
Longshot
Smellerbee
Kyoshi
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Yue
Like: Yue's status, pre-Siege, as a vessel for the Moon Spirit means she acts as a full moon regarding how that affects the power of nearby waterbenders. Okay, so that's probably just me and Pux, and we haven't even gotten to the part in Lightning at Sea where that comes out, but I still think it's awesome.
Dislike: Yue being jealous-stalker over Sokka falling for Suki. Yes, I imagine she'll be unhappy, but she'll GET OVER IT. She's not even human anymore, people.
Also, she has Zhao!La to sex up.Pakku
Like: Pakku killed a windago and then traveled with the Tenth Doctor, having awesome adventures through time and space. OH WAIT, THAT'S JUST ME.
Dislike: Kanna would so take him in with no questions asked and they would live happily ever after, despite the fact that she RAN AWAY, had a husband, had a KID, and he evidently has been PINING for the last sixty damn years. OH WAIT, THAT'S CANON.
(Seriously, I like know of NO Pakku fanon. Because the one time I read Pakku fic, it was REALLY BAD Pakku/Katara.)
Jin
Like: Jin has a thing for scars. This is useful for both Jin/Zuko and Jin/Song, and I am all about the lady-loving possibilities between those two.
Dislike: Her status as the designated T&A fucktoy. LADY HAD A PERSONALITY, PEOPLE.
Longshot
Like: Longshot/Smellerbee. It is so damn cute. SO. DAMN. CUTE. They run away from Ba Sing Se and survive and live happily ever after, darnit.
Dislike: Longshot as mute. He's not mute. He chooses not to talk, but he actually does talk when Jet is dying. (I have no idea if this is real or not. BUT I ASSUME IT IS BECAUSE I TEND TO ASSUME FANDOM IS DUMBER THAN A BRICK.)
Smellerbee
Like: "Queenbee". 'Nuff said.
Dislike: I loathe the view of Smellerbee has a castrating bitch. JUST BECAUSE SHE CUTS ONE DAI LI- (/glorious lie)
Kyoshi
Like: Kyoshi doesn't think much of the Water Tribes, thanks to her previous life. This is probably one of those "just me" things again.
Dislike: Her status as the designated lesbian. LADY HAD KIDS, PEOPLE.
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Really, Kyoshi had kids? And what happened with the Water Tribes- marauding pirates?
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*headtilts at the pirates bit*
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KURUK.
The lazy, self-gratifying dude who got his girlfriend's face eaten by Koh.
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Yeah, that would do it.
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You flatterer you. <333
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Sokka
Foamy!!!!!
Kitai
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Like: Zuko as the submissive partner in the relationship with Mai and he enjoys it.
Dislike: People raping Zuko. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? The kid can SET PEOPLE ON FIRE WITH HIS MIND. You are not raping him. You are giving him rough sex. Because if he didn't consent, YOU WOULD BE ON FIRE.
Sokka
Like: Sokka and Suki having a passel of kids. They totally would. They love each other so damn much, and they're probably not overly-rigorous with the birth control.
Dislike: Sokka/Katara with Sokka raping/molesting/abusing Katara. Seriously. What the hell, people?
Foamy
... who?
Kitai
... Is there even enough of a material-producing fandom for Codex Alera to have fanon? What the hell, educated guesses based on other fandom experiences.
Like: Her kicking ass and taking names and throwing her weight around. Lady will fuck your shit up.
Dislike: Always writing her as referring to Tavi as Aleran or 'chala'. SHE USES HIS NAME NOW AND THEN, PEOPLE.
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Sokka -- AGREE x1,000,000
Foamy
Kitai - Haha, I thought I would throw you a curve-ball, but I agree with your observations anyway!
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Katara
Mai
Ty Lee
Haru
Teo
Long Feng
Zhao
Neo
Morpheus
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Like: Poisoner!Song.
Dislike: Sweet, helpless damsel in distress. Even if she isn't a poisoner (she's a doctor, she totally is), she's not going to be no one's damsel in distress.
Katara
Like: Katara is a sufficiently powerful waterbender that she doesn't need the full moon to bloodbend.
Dislike: Magical perfect goddess Katara who is Zuko's One True Love.
Mai
Like: Mai being all cold and chill and then Zuko does something sexy and she jumps his bones there before God and everyone.
Dislike: Bitch queen of the universe/Zuko doesn't really love her, he's just scared/just about anything a Zutaran comes up with to break them up that isn't a mutual, friendly breakup initiated by her.
Ty Lee
Like: Ty Lee actually does see auras, she's not just a flake.
Dislike: Loves Azula!Ty Lee. Friends, yes. But, you know, Azula did kind of have to bully/terrorize Ty Lee into coming with her. Ty Lee is SCARED of that girl.
Haru
Like: Haru learns metalbending. FUCK YEAH.
Dislike: Wimp!Haru. Dude's an earthbender. Dude's been soldiering around for the past two seasons. Dude's undoubtedly trained with Toph during their time at the WAT. RESPECT, BITCHES.
Teo
Like: Teo as feral airbender.
Dislike: Cock doesn't work!Teo. (/glorious lie, I don't think people write Teo-porn enough for this to come up)
Long Feng
Like: Long Feng loves Ba Sing Se. He's willing to do all the hard and terrible things necessary to keep his city safe. He will not wash his hands of his sins.
Dislike: Just about any version that isn't written by me or you. Including and especially rapist!Long Feng. Especially, especially when he uses the mindbending for raping purposes. AGH.
Zhao
Like: Zhao likes singers. Also La!Zhao.
Dislike: RAPIST!ZHAO.
God, it has been an age since I've been in the Matrix fandom.
Neo
Like: The Cycle of the One and Opposite.
Dislike: Dumb as a sack of hammers!Neo.
Morpheus
Like: Maintaining much of his mysteriousness through keeping his mouth shut.
Dislike: HE CAN MAKE ALLUSIONS TO THINGS BESIDES "ALICE IN WONDERLAND", PEOPLE.
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Drizzt Do'Urden
Can't think anyone else...
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Like: He does care about Yue as a person, and he's weirded out by her falling for Sokka. Also, him deliberately getting Sokka's name wrong well after he's finally figured out how to say it correctly.
Dislike: Abusive!Hahn. Only cares about Yue for status!Hahn.
I'm not actually in the FR fandom, but what I vaguely remember...
Drizzt Do'Urden
Like: Artemis/Drizzt. <33333
Dislike: Magical god of battle Drizzt. Dude, if you pay attention, may go through some people like a hot scimitar through butter, but he also regularly gets thrown difficult fights that nearly kill him.
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Urzai
Jetko
Sokka/Zuko
Iroh
Lu Ten
Toph
AANG HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER PEOPLE COME ON
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Like: Ursa being a dangerous, sexy match for Ozai and the two of them working out a good, mostly happy relationship despite the arranged marriage.
Dislike: Ursa doesn't really love him/Ozai doesn't really love her. FUCK Y'ALL. FUCK Y'ALL SIDEWAYS WITH A CHAINSAW.
Jetko
Like: Jet still calls him Lee even well after he knows Zuko's real name.
Dislike: Zuko's sexyfine ass magically cures Jet's issues. Rapist!Jet.
Zukka
Like: Awkward, cross-culture teenage boys, and the wide-range of ways to handle their encounters, depending on which season they get their sex on in.
Dislike: Masterful!dom!Zuko. No, people. I like Zuko on top now and then, but there ain't no way the boy is going to be a masterful dom without Sokka laughing his ass off.
Iroh
Like: Iroh totally nailed Song's mom while Song and Zuko were wibbling at each other on the porch.
Dislike: Iroh is SEKRITLY Zuko's real father. FUCK Y'ALL SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW.
Lu Ten
Like: BLUE FIRE, BB. Also "Long Feng is brainwashed!Lu Ten", even if that is totally Jossed, it is MAGNIFICENT.
Dislike: You have taught me that there is Lu Ten/prepubescent!Zuko out there. I do not like this.
Toph
Like: Toph tops everyone. Toph goes out and gets the men/women/kumquats she damn well wants.
Dislike: Voyeur!Toph. Not my kink, seriously. EPICALLY NOT MY KINK WHEN SHE'S TWELVE.
Aang
Like: 'Bending as sexual techniques. <333333
Dislike: Saint!Aang. "The Great Divide", people! SO HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL OZAI. HE'S TWELVE. I'D BE A BIT DISTURBED IF HE DID WANT TO KILL OZAI. Also, Aang repopulates the airbenders with his mighty sperm. No. Just no.
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"But baby, it's for the AIR NOMADS!"
"Oh, well in that case!"
No wonder we get along. I mostly agree. Except perhaps for dom!Zuko, though even I don't think the boy actually knows what he's doing, even when he's "in charge."
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I think Zuko can be on top and quite happily, but I think he'd have a hard time being a dom.
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God, I love that.
I ask you random people!
Motormaster
Shrapnel
Megatron
Thrawn
Boba Fett
Jaina
Jacen
Starscream
Mara Jade
Murphy
Michael
Harry Dresden
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Silverbolt
Like: Truck-fetishist 'Bolt. He likes big trucks and he cannot lie.
Dislike: No-sense-of-humor!'Bolt. Also, not-even-there!'Bolt.
Motormaster
Like: He loves his gestalt but he's so fucked in the head, he can't show it any way other than being abusive.
Dislike: Woobie!Motormaster. Nice guy!Motormaster. NO. UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Shrapnel
Like: Shrapnel's speaking glitch is neurological rather than physical.
Dislike: Uh. Honestly, I haven't read a lot of Shrapnel fic. I think Wayward's is pretty much it. So... Not too excited by him having once led a team of spies that everyone forgot existed. Actually, anything that involves him and the other Insectis once having been important but everyone forgot they existed weirds me out because wouldn't someone try to figure out who the Insecticons used to be?
Megatron
Like: Used to be a miner until the government shut down his mine. (... What?)
Dislike: Starscream's abusive husband!Megatron.
Thrawn
Like: THRAWN/PELLAEON. FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
Dislike: Secretly in love with Leia!Thrawn. (/glorious lie)
Boba Fett
Like: Boba Fett/Darth Vader helmet-kisses.
Dislike: The redubbing of Boba Fett's lines with Jango's VA. OH WAIT, CANON.
Jaina
Like: After the end of that series where Jacen becomes a Sith, she runs off to become Boba Fett's other daughter-figure.
Dislike: Anything that isn't her in a threesome with her two boyfriends.
Jacen
Like: Sith Lord Jacen.
Dislike: The way one of Jaina's boyfriends has a name that starts with J too, so I see J/J fics and think "whoa, kinky incest" then go in and find Jaina and her boytoy mooning at each other.
Starscream
Like: Starscream as a force of chaos
Dislike: Super-uke-wibblemuffin!Starscream. Almost any version of Starscream that makes him a victim rather than a happily malicious asshole.
Mara Jade
Like: The love of Luke's fucking life and she will cut a bitch if you mess with her babies or her husband.
Dislike: Mara/Lando.
Murphy
Like: Murphy/Harry. Murphy/Kincaid. Murphy with one of the god-swords.
Dislike: Bitch!Murphy.
Michael
Like: The books. Because I don't trust fandom.
Dislike: I have no idea how people would fuck up Michael's character, but I assume they would do it spectacularly. So I loathe them.
Harry Dresden
Like: Harry/Murphy.
Dislike: Harry/Thomas.
<3!
I like this! Well, also, canon, sorta. But you know that I also like blending it into some crack AU where Scavenger is so proud of his son the miner.
Dislike: The redubbing of Boba Fett's lines with Jango's VA. OH WAIT, CANON.
>( Yeah, that also annoys me, since I kinda met the original Boba actor and he was a cool dude.
Like: Murphy/Harry. Murphy/Kincaid. Murphy with one of the god-swords.
My brain. It is going to very strange places involving hilting.
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KINKY.
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Not sure if it'd be unforgettable in a good way or a bad way, but that's another matter entirely.