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Rebecca Hb. ([personal profile] beckyh2112) wrote2010-04-08 05:52 pm
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WHAT.

Who thought the concept of this book was worth publishing?

SO MUCH WRONG.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[identity profile] hiza-chan.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...what?

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
FEAR THE BROWN PEOPLE. FEAR THEM. FEEEEEAAAAAR.

This is a horrible thing to stumble on in the bookstore when you're looking for some non-European SF/F. DDD:

[identity profile] avocado-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The author bio sounds like one of those guy's I'd run into occasionally, you know the type: trying to secede whatever state they live in from the union, don't own a social security card or if they do it's one of their own making. Intelligent, but that type of intelligence that's been turned on its ear and is just making them rabid and crazy as fuck.


And for some reason the book is getting good reviews. Either they're from the author's same cult/church/minute man group or it's actually well written aside from being nuttier than a fruitcake. :D

[identity profile] dark-puck.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Read some of those reviews. D:

[identity profile] avocado-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. Makes me think they're probably of the same group. Scary, huh?

[identity profile] dark-puck.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Horrifying. D: I want to go back to bed now.

[identity profile] avocado-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. But on the bright side, if nothing else at least it'll give you something to point and laugh at once the shock wears off.
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Problem is? Well written bigotry is still bigotry. I can't believe Baen put it out...

[identity profile] avocado-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Just proves a market for all sorts of crap-tacular stuff, I guess.
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-08 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, which is particularly scary considering that Baen is a mainstream SF publisher and has published several books by this guy. BTW, I checked out his website and if the two short stories he has there are anything to go by? The book isn't well written.

[identity profile] charles-rb.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Baen also do Michael Z Williamson. I read his Better To Beg Forgiveness book, which was basically 120 pages of how AWESOME private contractors are and how much Williamson hates the UN, military admin, animal rights activists, lefties, tourists who go to foreign countries and aren't scared, everyone in Afghanistan and Iraq (and I think some bits of Somalia), military admin, and... well, then I stopped reading.

I found out it was part of a series with a book called Freehold, the plot being about a magical colony world where everything is Galt's Gulch style libertarianism and it is THE most well-run, peaceful place EVER and everyone has AWESOME SEX and when the EVIL UN try to invade they get WHALLOPED, man!

Williamson has said Baen "prefer self-reliant themes". Between him and Caliphate, I'm sensing this might be code for "to the right of Judge Dredd".
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Point, point. They also published John Ringo's series that inspired the whole "John Ringo NO!" meme. On the other hand, they also published Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosgian (sp) series and Eric Flint's Ring of Fire books and Mercedes Lackey's SERRAted Edge books.

I mean, I like a good self-reliant hero but since when does self-reliant have to mean screaming douchebag?

[identity profile] charles-rb.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the "John Ringo NO!" meme refer to?
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It comes from a review of the Paladin of Shadows series located here: http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html#cutid1

What's great? Ringo himself responded to the review AGREEING with how bad the books are.

[identity profile] charles-rb.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, he's not wrong.

[identity profile] artoni.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Left Behind, is that your cousin?

[identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT.

[identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I... honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[identity profile] dot-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Both. Though I learn more toward the cry of strangled frustration at the so many levels of wrong going on in this book.

(I am perversely amused and finding it also quite ironic he is married to a woman he met in Panama supposedly).

[identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is what "lolsob" is for.

[identity profile] tooth-and-claw.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, it has *everything*. Scary brown people, enslaving out wimmins and conscripting our men! Beautiful blond protagonists! Christian persecution!

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
OH, JOHN RINGO NO.

It's pretty much the only sentiment I can adequately muster in response to this publication of fail.

[identity profile] wrongly-amused.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Just when I think my fellow Americans have embarassed me enough...

[identity profile] danalwyn.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Every once in a while one of these flights of fancy gets by the serious censors. Maybe someone thought there was a market for this kind of thing...and what's scarier is that they're probably right.

[identity profile] charles-rb.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You thought the BLURB was bad? I was linked to EXCERPTS from it. Including the author's afterword. Lordy lordy...
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably shouldn't ask this -- for the sake of my blood pressure and the chance that my eyes'll get stuck up in the back of my head but...where did you find these excerpts?

[identity profile] charles-rb.livejournal.com 2010-04-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
AND THEN THERE WAS PAIN http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=78604&page=8
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[identity profile] dunmurderin.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Good god...no, these are not well written books. But the thread at the forum is hilarious.