Something brainless to deal with four more chapters of #MaikoBigBang

[beckyh2112]

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[spyridona.livejournal.com]

1) Will decides to move to London to escape the dregs of the sea.

2) In her attempt to get back at her husband for cheating; Ursa has an affair with Iroh. Trouble is? She gets pregnant.

3) Long Feng gives up on Ba Sing Se, entirely.

Will decides to move to London to escape the dregs of the sea.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

If you go down to the Lower Pool and ask the right sorts of people - the people with the sea in their walk, rum on their breath, and kohl around their eyes to deal with a tropical sun that doesn't shine in London - they might tell you how to get to the smithy.

Half of them are lying, and half the ones that aren't have it wrong anyway. There's only two men who can guarantee the route - the madman with the broken compass that hardly ever comes to this port, and the old captain with the green apples.

They'll take you to the smithy, though, for the right price. It's half-sunk under a wharf, a rickety ladder leading down into it. The side is open to the river and it laps right in across the floor.

The smith's feet are bare, and the Thames smells like clean salt in his smithy.

He'll smile and ask you what you want in the accent of a man from the Caribbean colonies, and if you have the right price, he'll make you exactly the kind of sword you want.

Sometimes, he'll even make you the sword you need.

Re: Will decides to move to London to escape the dregs of the sea.

[spyridona.livejournal.com]

Crazy Jack! Apple Eating Barbossa! Mythic Smithy Will! :D