Dreams and Swords

The kiss drabbles I wrote for potc_land. They both placed, but considering only two of us entered, this is not a surprise.

( Will/Tia Dalma )

( Elizabeth/Barbossa )

Five slots, two requests per person. They cannot be Avatar: the Last Airbender-related. You are much more likely to get something, mind, if it's actually in a fandom I've written for or have gleed over.

If I filled a request for you on the Ozai AUs meme and you haven't replied, don't request here.

Meme is CLOSED.

Title: Jack In
Characters: Jack Sparrow
Word Count: 400+
Rating: PG
Summary: In his cell in Port Royale, Jack does what he can to get out.

( Jack In )

Give me a pairing and a title reminiscent of the sillier Harlequin titles (I recommend checking Harlequin Presents, Romance, Historical Undone, and Silhouette Special Edition for ideas. Especially Presents), and I will drabble you something very silly.

Fandoms: AtLA, Transformers, PotC, Sailor Moon, Jackie Chan Adventures

MEME IS CLOSED. Unless you want to nip in with a Jackie Chan Adventures request.

I want to write me some delicious Ozai fic. Of the short variety, because I am also supposed to be writing some delicious Ozai fic of the long variety and writing all this longform stuff is making me want to claw out my brains.

Also, work sucks! :D

So! You have two slots. You are to use them to ask for Ozai-centric AUs. You can use any of my previous AUs, someone else's AU (if that someone else is Pux, Spyri, or Rin because I'll have read theirs), or make your AUs up on the spot!

The usual suspects get four slots. <3

I promise to fill at least one for each requester and may do more as interest catches me.

Meme is open until I get home from work tomorrow.

Meme is CLOSED.

Watched PotC3 yesterday. It is so very, very awesome, and it makes me utterly happy with how it ended. ( Spoiler cut )

I start a new job tomorrow. Part-time retail at Michaels, one of those chain craft stores. Should be interesting, especially with my love of neat things.

Also, the replies I recieved on this rant just kinda make me want to write Drizzt fanfic. With Obould Many-Arrows, because Obould Many-Arrows roxxors your boxxors.

I lose patience with people when their response to 'different strokes for different folks' is to bash the author/character. Yeah, I kind of caught it already that you don't particularly like him.

*resists urge to go off on tirade about Drizzt, as she doesn't think anyone wants to hear it*

This game is where you go to FF.Net, pick a category, and look for summaries that make you wince on the first page. In celebration of having seen PotC2 on Saturday, I'm hitting up the Pirates of the Caribbean section.

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I'm Harmony Sparrow, Savvy? - Will Turner needs Jack Sparrows help to rescue Elizabeth from pirates. But Mr. Gibbs informs him Jack is to swing soon, and the only one who can save him is Jack's little sister Harmony. This is a WillOC pairing

I'm going to quote karma_aster's response from when I showed her this one...

[Ryuu](headdesk)
[Ryuu] Oh my god, every Mary Sue alarm in the world is going off for that one.
[Ryuu] And it was the 18th Century! No one named their child Harmony back then!
[Ryuu] Can't you children research your cries for attention?

Will's Sister - Jack runs into this girl in Tortuge who ends up being Will's long lost thought to be dead, sister. It will get more interesting as it progresses i promise. I stink at summeries. Please R&R. Rated ' for mild language. And had no idea for a title so give me

It's a wonderful combination of all things horrible in summaries. It gives us the Sue warning right away, the "this story sucks" warning, the "I suck at summaries" warning, the rating warning, and the "untitled" warning, AND it hits the summary limit!

It's like a masterpiece of bad summary-craft.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The whole story - Captain Jack Sparrow and his sister Lily Sparrow embark on the classic journey. Basically the same story only with Lily along . R&R please! JackLiz, WillOC

Of course, it's hard for this to be the same story with an added OC when Jack gets the canon and Will gets the OC. But let's ignore that little detail for now.

Oh Bugger - A girl from 2006 gets transported back in time to Tortuga, and gets 'saved' by a certain excommodore. You thought that you had problems? All they ever seem to do is fight! To top it off, throw a horny and not to mention devious Jack Sparrow into the mix a

Hi-yah! Score! Not just a Sue, but a modern Sue! And she's going after Norrington! (Don't tell me she isn't, otherwise why would he be mentioned in the summary at all?)

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Thank God, all the irritating summaries with DMC spoilers right in the summary have scrolled off the first page by now.