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It is time to balance my meme karma, since I've been abusing both

banditjoeykuba's awesomeness lately.

So I will be writing anything Avatar, Transformers: Deadzone, or Transformers: Animated in the comments. Including any AU I've babbled at you about. Or any AU you can think of. Or anything involving my OCs. (I will only write other people's OCs with their permission, so you'll have to get their permission first and have them communicate it to me.)

Restrictions:
- Three requests per person, unless I tell you you can ask for more
- If you ask for "So-and-so is awesome", I am putting my iPod on shuffle and writing to whatever song comes up first

Meme is closed.

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I've seen the strip in question. Is totes canon. ^__^

I have never figured out if Ranko is an actual female version of Ranma or if she's a copy of the original Drowned Girl. On the other hand, Shampoo's cat-form has purple fur, which I do not think cats normally come in, even in anime-land.

So maybe Ozai looks like Azula.

What does Bato want to do? /curious

It is! *Pets poor, poor tolerant and loving Zuko.*

I blame that on the style. Maybe it's an even bend of template and Drowned whatever? Because they do treat the 'two' like separate people.

Awful, jealous things. >.> Though he'd NEVER tell the kids. Ever.

Zuko is going to wind up with an extra sibling or two. Mark my words.

The blending might work nicely. So teengirl!Ozai would look kind of like Azula and also kind of like her own individual, busty person.

And, of course, where's the fun in this kind of thing without random cold water all the time?

Aang: *trips, drops his waterbending on Ozai and Hakoda* "... Since when do I do that?!"
Ozai: *HAAAAAATE*
Hakoda: *goes to heat the kettle again*

*nibbles on Bato for more, please*

He should! I've decided women can have babies at an older age in Avatarland to make sense of timelines and family lines. >.> Zuko'd take the news probably better than either parent. This extra sibling needs to be sweet. Somehow.

Oh lord, Azula gaining the perception that her father looks better as a woman than she does. Like that poor girl needs more issues. *pets poor Zula and gives her a Ty Lee or tied up Sokka.*

>:D *Doesn't do in in accident.*
*Caaaan't even lecture the dust midget on that.*

Jealously sex and Bato gets rather annoyed Ozai is switchy. >.>

Well, if s/he's taken away from either of her parents so they can't try to raise him/her... Like, give the child to Aang and Katara. I am sure they could do something about any genetic tendencies towards insanity.

*snickers* Am I evil for wanting to see Azula deal with that?

Oh, how frustrated Ozai is going to be. Does the Drowned Girl body age, or is he always going to be a teenage girl in that form? (Hakoda seems like he'd be more chill about it.)

Ozai does not understand how his switch-tendency is annoying. But hey, whatever lets him push Bato's buttons.

Depends on the gender. If it's a girl, it goes to Suki for awesome girl power enrichment with some female Fire Bender type visiting every so often. Because I love Mommy!Suki so damn much. But Aang would do wonders for Third!spawn.

... you have three more slots and I have one for you... there can be crack times.

If you get down to the gory details, yeah, Ozai would be MISERABLE as a teenage girl with a man in his prime's body.

I always had the feeling Hakoda's father died when he was younger, so Kanna did most of the raising. Hakoda likes women, very much, in all ways. *pokes him*

Bato says that Ozai should be humiliated and does not get that Ozai would manipulable for a threesome.

SWT has similar hang ups as FN in my brain. Oral? Frot? Mutual masturbation? Fine and dandy. Penetration between men is tricky and not spoken about.

Yus. I like this plan. ^__^

... So I do. *ponders* I think I may go claim two of those slots. Um. I blame you for both of the ideas.

Ozai would be miserable. *cuddles him* Even with the new avenues for sexual play, he's really not suited or interested in being a teenager all over again, much less a female one.

Hm, that's an interesting idea. *ruffles Hakoda* I vary between "Kanna and Pakku got a little jiggy before she left" but that has timing related problems, and Kanna getting a SWT husband.

Ooooooh. So many interesting ideas there. *purrs*

Oddly, I think the parents would be okay with the plan. Somewhat.

Ooooh! Crack! I need crack to work on.

No, it's a miserable time and it doesn't matter the cupsize, it gets boring after a while and he still can't firebend, so what's the use?

That would make me squee if Hakoda was Pakku's, but Kanna is 80? Hakoda is in his late 30s to early 40s? It just doesn't quite work out. Sadly, I get this feeling Pakku and Hakoda don't get along, which is funny, because I think Hakoda just gets a lot of his humor and tolerance from Kanna.

Ozai is obviously making up for the years of awkwardness in his prime. Though, the key is Hakoda. If Hakoda asks, Bato would do it, and do it well, no matter what is asked.

Well, Ozai has pretty good proof that he can't handle actually raising kids, and Ursa sucks at it too. And I think they do both love at least one of their kids enough not to want the third one to be fucked up.

Crack is ever so much fun. ^__^

Yeah, like I said, the timing doesn't work for Hakoda to be Pakku's. I do it only when I'm going "screw it" about other timing things. (So, like, never.)

Six years of no wife and living like a monk as Firelord. I tend to throw in at least five years of searching for the Avatar and writing letters every day to Ursa. Plus, my mental-Ozai is insanely faithful to Ursa. He loves her scarily much. (However, my FN tends to view it as 'not cheating' or at least not cheating as badly if you're sleeping with someone of your own gender.)

I worry about what Bato would be willing to do if Ozai got his hooks very deep into Hakoda.

My Ursa's offended, but she wasn't great. Ditching one kid for the other wasn't a smooth move. Life would have been easier if she stabbed Ozai, but I don't think she had the courage/desire to do it. If Ozai was dead, Azulon would have been "GOOD RIDDANCE" and left Ursa and the kids alone.

I need it now, so much. ;__;

I'm so... adherding to that timeline that I can't play with it too much. Unless making strange, strange crackverses. *Like the fall of Ba Sing Se and everyone magically ending up where they're supposed to be and the age they are in the story and having people live and somehow live to 312. *Eyes Bumi.*

Five years? I always give him a few years, like three or two. A bit before marriage.

The scarily much part is creepy, I always see Ursa... 'charmed' Stockholm syndrome. Getting away from Ozai was great for her head space (she really should have brought Azula with her). He can play with all the boys and girls he wants, and leave her alone. She's got a boytoy king and bounty hunter who gives her booty calls. (Though I do adore Hakursa, it's hard to fit in my head canon, so that's side fluff and shared fluff). Life is okay in the sex department, really. You can go and leave her alone, Ozai.

... Bato isn't quite JEALOUS, well, he is. But Ozai is DANGEROUS. Bato would do scary things to protect Hakoda from Ozai. If it was anyone else, he'd be an honorable man and leave things be. But not for Ozai.

Really, Ursa should have taken both the kids with her when she ran. Leaving them with Ozai was criminal negligence.

*scritches and urges Spyri to have fun with her writing*

Pux can tell you minor anecdotes about me relentlessly questioning her about timing issues while I write Avatar fics. Because the whole thing takes place in less than a year, so if you're writing during the series, you have to be pretty precise with how things go and when they fit in.

I do it five years, right after the marriage.

I love my Ozai, but I won't pretend he doesn't have issues. He loves Ursa very, very much. A lot more than she loves him. (And she does love him.) Post-series... Sometimes they have to work together to save the grandkids, and there is at least one AU of mine where Ursa is the one who comforts him after he almost breaks himself, but Ozai broke their marriage well before the series started.

*cuddles Bato*

Of course, would Ozai had let her go taking them both? I like to think he followed her like a hawk. Maybe she hoped Iroh or the kids would help each other. Really, the best choice was to stab Ozai or send both kids away and she stay behind to face the music.

Yeah, I avoid the series most of the time and then stamp a big AU when very little is changed if I write it in series time. Because timeline doesn't make sense in series. Sokka's space sword was made too damn quickly. Sokka whining about how long it would take. And then going back to Ba Sing Se in two days? WUT.

I think Ozai and Ursa would have been much happier if they hadn't had kids. Their union just spelled out disaster for their children. Ozai's NOT a good or nice person, and Ursa just had too many issues and resources and bad judgments despite being a kind person. *Pets Ursa/Ozai AUness.* I do like seeing them happy, but it's near impossible without... altering their characterization, big time.

Bato needs more love, and needs to stop being stubborn about my head about being OPEN to more love. >_>

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