Mpreg Meme!

[beckyh2112]

Because I have the crazy, and someone said something to set me off. I am still planning to finish the Crazuko Meme, it's just on hold while I deal with new job/Christmas exchanges. Also, Twelve Days of Christmas is still taking requests. I might not write your request if you ask, but I definitely won't write it if you don't ask.

I am now taking requests for a quick mpreg meme to blow off steam. This one is going to be pretty heavily restricted compared to my normal request memes, mostly because this is something I'd find much harder to keep fun if I let it go free-for-all.

- One request per person
- The following may ask for three requests: lunatron, spyridona, suzukiblu, neldluva, and ravynfyre
- Fandoms: Avatar, Transformers G1, Transformers Animated, weird RPs I've participated in (including DegSep)
- No genderbending.
- NO JETKO
- In fact, no Jet unless Jet's the mother.
- No death-in-childbirth. No miscarriage. No whumping in general.
- No requesting a non-consensual impregnation. I may write one, but you can't ask for one.

Also, TF people, if someone would toss in a request for the Blitzwing/Astrotrain/Starscream/Catechism thing, that'd count as a freebie.

MEME IS CLOSED.

Comments

You know KNOW my first request

[spyridona.livejournal.com]

Hakoda/Ozai - No, you can't hide this one from the kids.

Long Feng/How - The one time he breaks the taboo, it comes with a curse.

I will ponder the third one.

Avatar: Hakoda/Ozai

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Hakoda has long since stopped asking how this could even happen, because Ozai's only answers are his fists. Once it was a swift-scooped toss of flaming embers. The pain from that and the slow burn of Ozai's taunts had almost led to him killing the former Firelord.

Mother had held him back. "You'll kill your child, and he'll never let you forget it."

Ozai is vicious. But the child grows, and there is no man in the Water Tribe who does not regard the former Lord with a sense of creeping horror. The child grows, and Ozai doesn't care. He walks proud and tall, head held high, only minorly inconvenienced by this strangeness.

That's a lie. Ozai cares very much, and he is always provoking, lashing out with his tongue against anyone and everyone. Hakoda has practically had to seclude him to keep him from being lynched.

They are alone for once, Ozai luxuriating in the heat of the fire and Hakoda trying not to view him as a man. It's easier to let his eyes slide slightly out-of-focus, to only pay attention to long hair and the round curve of stomach.

Hakoda rests his hands there and feels the child kick.

"This one is going to be strong," Ozai comments idly, toying with a coal and getting his hands smudged with black. "Zuko was very quiet."

"Surprised you cared enough about your wife's pregnancy to notice that."

Ozai snorts and tosses the coal back into the fire. "Why wouldn't I care? Zuko was my heir and the Fourth Prince of the Fire Nation."

"Hnh." Another soft kick. "You could have killed this one months ago. Why didn't you?"

A slow smile graces Ozai's mouth. "Because, Chief Hakoda, I will treasure the expression on your face when your child firebends."

"You don't know-" Hakoda protests. The idea hurts viscerally, and it's all he can do to force the idea down. No, the child won't 'bend at all, not between his own blood and Ozai's spiritual lack.

The former Lord reaches into the fire and plucks out a glowing red coal. His hand is pale and unmarked by any burn.

"I don't?" Ozai asks.

Avatar: Long Feng/How

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It is just once.

Just once, and so powerful from a lifetime of little touches, heated glances, emotions sublimated into an antagonism that could break cities.

They almost do break the city. They are master earthbenders, both of them, and massively powerful. They both know this is just once, know they will never, ever get this kind of release again.

The city trembles like and with Long Feng's hands as How pushes into him.

It is just once.

But once is enough.

<3!

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

I love you so much.

Pee-Dee and Nightbeat with Nightbeat as the mother. Muzzle probably thinks they're doing it wrong. Bonus points if they are doing something utterly antithetical to child rearing in the ficlet, like engaging in a car chase, pursued by Stunticons or something.

Starscream and Shockwave have a baby. Preferably Shockwave as the mother, if only because Starscream's usually the mother in these things, but whatever works better for you. C'mon, they were totally a bickering married couple on the Marvel comics. Maybe Shockwave wants to see if Starscream's Matrix-sensitivity is inheritable, and he doesn't trust anyone else to do a good job of carrying. (Maybe the baby is Sunstorm.) Maybe Starscream is just very convincing that they don't need to use a firewall. Maybe they want to unite the warring faction states of Tarn and Vos by producing an heir. Maybe... well, you are creative and awesome. I am sure you can handle it!

And then I withdraw to the Lunacave to ponder the third in gleeful silence.

Transformers: Nightbeat/Pee-Dee

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

"You said you were sleeping with her," Muzzle said slowly, his hands on the wheel. Not that the wheel was much paying attention to the way he kept trying to jerk it over, or anything useful like that.

Stupid Transformer.

"Still am," Nightbeat growled.

"You were really pretty precise that the motorcycle's a skirt. Definitely a dame, you said."

"She is."

"So, mind explaining why you've got, and I hate to make this musical reference but, 'junk in your trunk'? Also, what the hell is with growing sprogs in the trunk anyway?"

"One, I hate you for even teaching me that song exists. Two, you don't actually want to know how it works and I wouldn't tell you even if you did. Three, THE PREDACONS ARE TRYING TO KILL US! Can it wait?"

Transformers: Starscream/Shockwave

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Seekers carried threes.

Shockwave was not carrying a trine, though, and Starscream wasn't certain if the gun'former had simply eaten the other two or if this was the way his particular build was designed to carry children.

Some part of him insisted that babies were supposed to come in threes. The fact that the scanners only picked up one and prying open bits of Shockwave's armor to get a look at his internal factory only revealed one was... Well, rather unpleasant on both mental and physical levels. Admittedly, it was unpleasant on the physical level because Shockwave objected to his plating being opened up.

But there was still only one baby. Only one with little wings and little arm-guns, but only one where were the other two-

Starscream had the feeling he'd be happier if Shockwave had eaten the other two babies.

Re: <3!

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have my third. Galvatron and Shockwave sire a son of a gun (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Megalvatron.jpg) on Megatron via time travel shenanigans.

Possibly, the Constructicons provide useful parental advice. Possibly not.

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

*grinning*

technically!Zhao/Ursa/Ozai- because I am strange and evil and like embarassed!Ozai.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Technically!Zhao?

Avatar: Zhao/Ozai, Ursa/Ozai

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It was, he said, a simple flirtation, a brief mutual attraction during an inspection tour. Nothing more.

It was, she responded, evidently long enough and complex enough to have involved sex.

Sex, he replied, was not complex nor did it take long to happen. It merely required privacy.

And who, she asked, was the one who wanted that privacy?

To this, he did not respond.

As she thought. It's not as if a mere ship's captain, she said archly, could initiate anything with the Second Prince.

Well, he said at last, cheeks burning. At least they would have an heir now.

[(Anonymous)]

Aang/Sokka, Sokka as the mother. "How could the meat betray me like this?!"

Avatar: Aang/Sokka

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Sokka reacts about as well as can be expected. Which is to say with near-hysterics, a good hand with a sword, and an utterly black mood for the next week.

Aang carefully stays out of his friend's way. It doesn't really help if the yelling is anything to go by, but he kind of gets the impression it's not hurting either. Also, staying out of Sokka's way means staying out of Katara's way, and she's even scarier about this than her brother is.

They had kind of been trying for a baby for years, so he can see why she's pissed that it'd taken just one night with Sokka.

[ravynfyre.livejournal.com]

Hook/Perceptor with Perceptor carrying. Feel free to involve other 'Structies, if you like.

Dead End/Moto/Breakdown - It totally wasn't supposed to happen this way. THEY should have been the ones carrying, NOT HIM!

Inferno/Red Alert - Surprsingly, pregnancy seems to have mellowed out the paranoid, hyper-aware security director. Either that, or Inferno finally managed to talk Ratchet into doping him up, needing at least few hours of rest.

EDIT: as ordered, adding Photon/Blitzwing - and no one thought that anyone's parantage could be any more screwed up than Photon's was, until she knocked up Blitzwing.

Transformers: Photon/Blitzwing

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Photon gently tickles her fingers over the three little compartments of metals and wires in Blitzwing's turret. Electricity pulses along the wires, barely there flashes of life and attention.

She smiles. "Do you think they'll be Seekers or triple-changers?"

"Triple-changers," Blitzwing replies, the turret twitching away from her hand. "Be Seekers if you were carrying."

She nods. "I've never studied this particular method of production. You seem unusually at ease from what little I do know."

"Eh, this ain't so bad. Bad was the time I got Astrotrain, Starscream, and Catechism all at once. Nine's a little much to carry all at the same time."

Photon's optics blink. "You're saying you were carrying three sets of three, one for each of three different lovers?"

"No, I'm saying I carried nine kids with four parents each." The turret cover comes down to protect the growing children, nearly fast enough to nip Photon's fingers.

"You aren't allowed to tell me my parentage is strange and unusual anymore," she declares.

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

. . . oh god it's such a HORRIBLE GLORIOUS IDEA NOW I WANT TO DO IT. XD NO, SELF, YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO MEMES IN ONE NIGHT.

And you know I want me some momma!Jet. >:DDD Sokkadaddy, perhaps, since the Jetko is forbidden. Wait, no, Longshot! Longshot gets no love in these things. And Smellerbee would be a wonderful auntie. <3

Haru/Zuko. Because Haru was doing SOMETHING in the Western Air Temple, by God, and it might as well've been Zuko. <<

And just for your minor character love, Ruon-Jian/Chan. "At least no one's going to be calling HIM the girly one after this."

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

YOU TOTALLY CAN, RIN.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

Jetko with Zuko as the momma sorry couldn't help myself.

Yue/La, the two decide that the only person they trust to carry their child in the mortal world is an old boyfriend of Yue's, Sokka.

Avatar: Yue/La/Sokka

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

"Uh," Sokka says carefully, trying not to look at Yue because there's no way in hell he can manage to say no if she gives him one of those wistful looks. "Not to be rude or anything, but I have a sister-"

La shakes his head. "Yue trusts you."

"And the reason you can't just have the kid yourself...?"

"The child must be mortal," Yue answers, her hand resting on La's shoulder. "There are... plans in motion."

"- Okay, you know what? I am more freaked out by the Ocean Spirit looking like Zhao right now than by you wanting to get me pregnant. Seriously, what the hell is going on with that?"

La blinks, looking entirely nonplussed.

[floranna.livejournal.com]

Pakku/Crazuko. Pakku wants something to explode.

If this isn't okay, I can make a new one.

Avatar: Pakku/Zuko

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

The smiling madman leaves something of himself behind. Pakku feels it, feels the shift in blood and water.

He scowls, but he is an old man and he knows his body will not support the child. So he waits for the blood to come.

The blood does not come. He secludes himself, listens to the changes in his body when the moon is full, endures with mere sensation when it's not. He thinks, once, when the moon is full, of freezing the child's blood.

But he doesn't have the control to keep the freeze from damaging his own body, and he's not young enough anymore to survive that alone.

He waits.

The child comes.

The child's eyes are gold.

Pakku's heart is ice.

Hey, your characters are interesting!

[cobaltcat-tf.livejournal.com]

Jae/Sang Min- Naming rights

... Well, you've hinted at them being together.

Avatar: Jae/Sang Min

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

A/N: Oh, they are definitely together. Also, I am keeping you forever.

---

Jae had spent the last nine months pretending the child doesn't exist. Jae's powers of self-delusion impressed Sang Min, since his lover was the one carrying the child. But, really, Jae's powers of self-delusion had always been magnificent, given that Sang Min still wasn't entirely sure if Jae was twitting Hyo over being Long Feng's lover or serious about it.

But everything culminated last night, and the doctor all but gutted Jae and Jae broke Sang Min's arm and the building both. Sang Min put the building back together, and Qin set his arm because the doctor had been too busy-

The child lived. Jae lived. The doctor got paid handsomely for her services and silence.

Jae promptly dropped into an exhausted sleep. Sang Min held the child to his chest, hardly daring to breathe lest he wake either of them.

The child was a boy. A tiny, tiny little boy who hadn't even opened his eyes yet. An earthbender, almost certainly an earthbender - they'd need to get him proper training when he got older. More immediately, they needed a wet nurse.

And a name. A name might be good.

Sang Min glanced at Jae, shifted the boy to his broken arm so he could lightly caress his lover's shoulders. In the morning. Everything could wait until the morning.

[calicojane.livejournal.com]

Well, since Rin changed her mind, I would like the Sokka/Jet. >> (In fact, didn't she write a crack sniplet about Jet being preggers with Sokka's spawn in Ba Sing Se? I seem to recall that. And thinking at the time that there should be more of it.)

>^.^<

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

I did and it was awful. (And Aang thought it was awesome. >>)

. . . I just realized what a bad icon choice this was. DDDDDDD:

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Ozai/Zhao -- There's no way he's going to get a promotion now.

Avatar: Ozai/Zhao

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

The Firelord is the most magnificent and attractive man Zhao has ever encountered. Power wraps around him in an almost visible aura, fire and heat dance under his skin, he walks as if the world already belongs to him.

Zhao has been told that Ozai is remarkably handsome. He doesn't actually care.

The Firelord's invitation startled Zhao. By all evidence, Ozai loves his wife and he has taken no lover since she disappeared. But Zhao is hardly one to argue, especially not at the prospect of pleasing the Firelord. Ozai's pleasure could do much for a person.

Ozai's preferences for sex had been... a little unusual for a Firelord, but if that was what Ozai wanted, Zhao was more than happy to provide.

Now, though, he has a furiously powerful firebender burning open his chest, and all Zhao can think while he screams is that he is not getting that promotion.

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Um.. I dunno if I can ask, but if its cool, Silverbolt/Motormaster?

I'm stuck with the mental image of Silverbolt fainting when he finds out... Though whatever happens is up to you.

Transformers: Silverbolt/Motormaster

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

"Pregnant?" Silverbolt says for the third time in five minutes.

Ratchet cycles his vent in a sigh. "Yeah. Looks like about five in your factory. Not surprising, given your gestalt-nature but it's going to get ugly before they come out. You're probably going to be grounded in a few months."

Silverbolt nods numbly, optics flickering dim.

"Now I don't know who the father is-" Because while the Ark is usual rife with rumor of who is sleeping with who, there's been nothing about Silverbolt, "-So I'm setting up a paternity test in a few months to make sure there won't be any problems-"

"That won't be necessary!" Silverbolt snaps.

Last Prompt!

[spyridona.livejournal.com]

The Boulder/Haru; No one will believe you.

Avatar: The Boulder/Haru

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Pan is a pretty, pretty little girl with two daddies. She is very proud of her daddies, because they're both wonderful daddies and powerful earthbenders. Pretty Daddy is a Dai Li, and Strong Daddy trains earthbenders.

He trains her, too, because she's an earthbender just like her daddies! She is strong and fierce, and she loves Pretty Daddy's metal gauntlets and Strong Daddy's championship belt.

She's going to earn both when she grows up!

[littleseastar.livejournal.com]

Is this still open? If it is, could I request

Hakoda/Bato/Ozai (Ozai bottoming to both of them) - "I do not exactly know which of you is the father."

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

It's open until there's a bolded, capitalized note to the contrary in the main post. ^__^

[neldluva.livejournal.com]

:D I totally want to do this meme! Remind me of it again after I've cleared my plate a bit. ;)

Zuko/Sokka, Zuko as momma. Howzabout a blue-eyed future Fire Lord?

Piandao/Jeong Jeong, your choice who's momma. "Don't ask, don't tell."

SOMEONE/Lu Ten. (Maybe Long Feng? I'm not picky.) Iroh gets two surprises - his son is alive and he's a grandpa.

Let me know if you want me to modify any of these.

Avatar: Jeong Jeong/Piandao

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Piandao is serene. Jeong Jeong has no idea how he can possibly be serene, not with a child growing inside of him.

But Piandao is serene. He even seems to be happy when Jeong Jeong can bring himself to touch his friend. It's rare, though, because Jeong Jeong can't bring himself to do so often.

He can't bring himself to touch the place where the child is growing at all. He can't, he can't, he can't-

He feels it in the night when he avoids Piandao by meditating. Feels the little fire-life. Feels the flames reacting to it.

Of all the things he could give a child, he cursed it with firebending.

[luunyscarlet.livejournal.com]

Aw...this is so sad. Poor Sokka and poor Zuko too. Zuko must be feeling pretty bad about this.