I am filled with smoldering resentment

Dear assorted people who feel like hanging outside the Student Union and preaching at me,

I am baptized, confirmed, and attend church semi-regularly. I do not need to find Jesus. He is not lost. Even if He were lost, I doubt my ability to find Him.

Furthermore, wearing a tight shirt and a pair of shorts does not make me a harlot. Seriously.

And finally, you say your sect is sinless. I laugh in your faces and quote the Bible at you.

"Those who say they are without sin deceive themselves, and the truth is not in them."

Thank you and have a nice day.

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In far, far cooler news, both of LSU's teams are going to the Final Four! WHOO!