beckyh2112 | Ask Me To Write You Stuff!

Ask Me To Write You Stuff!

It is time to balance my meme karma, since I've been abusing both

banditjoeykuba's awesomeness lately.

So I will be writing anything Avatar, Transformers: Deadzone, or Transformers: Animated in the comments. Including any AU I've babbled at you about. Or any AU you can think of. Or anything involving my OCs. (I will only write other people's OCs with their permission, so you'll have to get their permission first and have them communicate it to me.)

Restrictions:
- Three requests per person, unless I tell you you can ask for more
- If you ask for "So-and-so is awesome", I am putting my iPod on shuffle and writing to whatever song comes up first

Meme is closed.

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Let it grow. I am here to cheerlead and strip Avatarfolks of their clothes for your entertainment. Have fun. ^__^

(I am not sure if she does or not. I would have to ask her. And yeah, a job would help a lot. Or at least make me more comfortable, since I would have a nice, steady income.)

... Wow. That's.... Wow.

... NO, OZAI. YOU CANNOT GO GIRL AND SEDUCE HAKODA. BAD OZAI.

. . . that's both helpful and dooming. *suspects she will be writing a LOT this weekend. possibly mostly to distract herself from starving, but still.*

(I've never SEEN any she's done, but--ooooooo. You know who draws really UNSPEAKABLY hot porn?

boredgods. See if SHE does commissions or would do some kind of exchange.)

Are you kidding, of COURSE he can. THE PHOENIX KING IS A CURIOUS BIRD.

I strive to be that way. I may be evil. *looks concerned*

(I will check her out. Tomorrow, when I am not kind of losing my grip on the ability to form coherent sentences. But I will definitely check her out.)

"Ozai?"

"Mm?"

"What are you doing?"

Ozai lifted her head to look at the Water Tribe Chief, her hands stilling on his pants-laces. "I think it's reasonably obvious."

Hakoda closed his eyes briefly. Okay. Waking up with someone undoing his pants, not a bad way to wake up. He usually enjoyed it, in fact. It was just usually Bato and not the shape-changed no-longer-Firelord doing it. "Why are you trying to get my pants off?"

"I've never had sex as a woman," she said simply, then turned her attention back to his pants.

"No! Absolutely not!" Hakoda jerked upright to pull her hands away-

Well, he tried to. Except the stout ropes tying him to the bed didn't let him do much more than lift his shoulders from the mattress.

"Honestly," Ozai said softly as she finally got his pants unlaced, "What sort of amateur do you take me for?"

Concer--oh right, I mentioned starving. My check does not clear until the fifteenth, that's all. And, uh, maybe I have absolutely nothing to eat between now and then but . . . like, two boxes of macaroni and some instant scalloped potatoes and half a box of spaghetti. And some soft tortilla shells. >>;;;;;

(. . . you don't know who she is. :O This. This is BLASPHEMY. Dude, half the reason that Boiling Rock AU I wrote rocked so hard? Was because of a freaking FIFTEEN-SECOND SCRIBBLE she did that WOULD NOT LEAVE MY HEAD FOR MONTHS.)

. . . *dies. dies FOREVER.* Ozai, you so smert. AhahahahaohGOD.

... Well. You are going to cooking school? You can manage tasty foods from that? Maybe?

(No, I don't know who she is. Never seen those scribbles either. *pets*)

First rule of seducing barbarian Water Tribe peoples: tie them down first so they can't run away or otherwise thwart you.

Second rule involves fellatio.

Dude, that's the only reason I HAVEN'T starved. *has been eating like a CRAZED PIG at school every day the past week* <<;;

(Then any love for sextastic Jetko you have in you is in for a WONDERFUL treat. Which is why I'm sure she could rock the hell out of the piece. And, uh, I really never looked at her other fanart but I'm sure that's lovely too? >> No, seriously, she draws PRETTY.)

These are good, hardy rules. <3 And EFFECTIVE.

Edited 2009-07-11 06:37 (UTC)

*ruffles gently*

(Oooh, shiny!)

Ozai and Hakoda certainly find them so. ARGH, they won't stop sexing in my head, and it's kind of disturbing.

(TOTES shiny.)

Yeahhhh, teenagegirl!Ozai is a SCARY thought. >>;; Especially 'cause Spring of Drowned Girl always turns out SUPER buxom and curvy, you ever notice that?

That may annoy Ozai. I do not get the impression that buxon and curvy are the standards of beauty in the Fire Nation.

She is ruthless with her body, and his. Nails dig into his skin as she lowers herself onto him. Her lips ooze blood - she bites too hard to keep from crying out.

She is so tight and hot. She's going to burn him to ash, and he wishes these damn ropes were gone so he could touch her.

*points at Ty Lee. points at the EIGHT MILLION-BOY FLOCK BEHIND HER.*

"Ruthless with her body". <333

*peeks in*

Ty Lee is bendy, despite being very curvy. She's very ATHLETIC.

Boobs aren't a big thing in Fire Nation unless attached to an athletic body?

Go with Azula's figure for a girl!Ozai's figure. Azula's not too busty but very fit and curvy.

And Becky, stop making me ship Hakozai in all forms. >___>

.... Your icon. Is stealable?

Well, the Spring of Drowned Girl body is pretty athletic too. Ranma does do a lot of whacko martial arts in it. So I stand corrected about FN beauty standards.

But Hakozai is lurvly!

Very stealable! Just remember to credit booster freak for the art. I just did the animation. It's from her latest gag strip. Zuko torture, haughty Ozai, Urzai, more Zuko torture. It pleases me.

This is true! But then again, look at Azula for the body type, not Ty Lee. Azula's related to Ozai. But then again, if Ozai looks like a totally different person then hrm...

Angry at her body girl type Ozai amuses me greatly.

It's lovely! But it makes Hakoda sad! And makes Bato want to do things he should not do!

I've seen the strip in question. Is totes canon. ^__^

I have never figured out if Ranko is an actual female version of Ranma or if she's a copy of the original Drowned Girl. On the other hand, Shampoo's cat-form has purple fur, which I do not think cats normally come in, even in anime-land.

So maybe Ozai looks like Azula.

What does Bato want to do? /curious

It is! *Pets poor, poor tolerant and loving Zuko.*

I blame that on the style. Maybe it's an even bend of template and Drowned whatever? Because they do treat the 'two' like separate people.

Awful, jealous things. >.> Though he'd NEVER tell the kids. Ever.

Zuko is going to wind up with an extra sibling or two. Mark my words.

The blending might work nicely. So teengirl!Ozai would look kind of like Azula and also kind of like her own individual, busty person.

And, of course, where's the fun in this kind of thing without random cold water all the time?

Aang: *trips, drops his waterbending on Ozai and Hakoda* "... Since when do I do that?!"
Ozai: *HAAAAAATE*
Hakoda: *goes to heat the kettle again*

*nibbles on Bato for more, please*

He should! I've decided women can have babies at an older age in Avatarland to make sense of timelines and family lines. >.> Zuko'd take the news probably better than either parent. This extra sibling needs to be sweet. Somehow.

Oh lord, Azula gaining the perception that her father looks better as a woman than she does. Like that poor girl needs more issues. *pets poor Zula and gives her a Ty Lee or tied up Sokka.*

>:D *Doesn't do in in accident.*
*Caaaan't even lecture the dust midget on that.*

Jealously sex and Bato gets rather annoyed Ozai is switchy. >.>

Well, if s/he's taken away from either of her parents so they can't try to raise him/her... Like, give the child to Aang and Katara. I am sure they could do something about any genetic tendencies towards insanity.

*snickers* Am I evil for wanting to see Azula deal with that?

Oh, how frustrated Ozai is going to be. Does the Drowned Girl body age, or is he always going to be a teenage girl in that form? (Hakoda seems like he'd be more chill about it.)

Ozai does not understand how his switch-tendency is annoying. But hey, whatever lets him push Bato's buttons.

Depends on the gender. If it's a girl, it goes to Suki for awesome girl power enrichment with some female Fire Bender type visiting every so often. Because I love Mommy!Suki so damn much. But Aang would do wonders for Third!spawn.

... you have three more slots and I have one for you... there can be crack times.

If you get down to the gory details, yeah, Ozai would be MISERABLE as a teenage girl with a man in his prime's body.

I always had the feeling Hakoda's father died when he was younger, so Kanna did most of the raising. Hakoda likes women, very much, in all ways. *pokes him*

Bato says that Ozai should be humiliated and does not get that Ozai would manipulable for a threesome.

SWT has similar hang ups as FN in my brain. Oral? Frot? Mutual masturbation? Fine and dandy. Penetration between men is tricky and not spoken about.

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