G1 Episodes of PAIN!

First of all, forgot to award cool points to the Dinobots during "Dinobot Island" for actually trying to improve their aim!

Now, skipping past some episodes. I'll come back to them later, don't you worry.

"Megatron's Master Plan, Parts 1 & 2"

- This plan only worked because the locals have the collective IQ of a rutabega.

- "Surrender, Autobots, and face the due process of law!"

What due process? There was not a single example of due process in this entire set of episodes!

First of all, no one served a warrant. No one read the Autobots their Miranda rights. There was no jury of peers. No one even told us what the Autobots were being charged with!

And, really, the mayor of wherever the hell they are does not have the power to banish someone from the entire planet. From his city limits, maybe.

- Chip. Escaped. From. The. Decepticons. And. Got. To. The. Ark. In. His. WHEELCHAIR!

Decepticons, you sucked the big one. Seriously.

- "Megatron, why don't we squish these Earthlings like bugs now that we've gotten rid of the Autobots?"
"I have my reasons."

Those reasons would be that you're getting your ego stroked by the adoring crowds, Megatron.

- Those power plant scenes? What exactly were the humans accomplishing there? I don't think we have hand-pumped generators in our big power plants.

Also, when it comes to carting around energon, have none of you people heard of wheelbarrows?

- Chip, you should have let the Dinobots out of their closet when Thrust nabbed you at the Ark. Seeing as no one sent them off into space and all....

- Berger, if you have that much money to toss around, why are you wasting your time with trying to become mayor? Why aren't you in Hawaii or otherwise enjoying yourself?

- Rumble at the sockhop was the most adorable thing in existence. Squee! I want to take him home and keep him!

The rest of the cassettes (and Soundwave) seemed less than impressed, but Rumble looked like he was having fun.