Regarding Fomorion Thongs...

Mom: "These things make the Constructicon harem look sexy."
Dad: "Well, considering the Constructicon harem would look like power tools, and all men know there's a certain sexiness in power tools..."

31_days - More A. atropos

Title: Acherontia atropos (2/3)
Day/Theme: Sept. 21 'shed blood becomes a sea'
Series: G1 Transformers
Characters: Bonecrusher, Long Haul
Rating: PG
Summary: AU. Long Haul and Bonecrusher overhear a few things in the bar about the latest gladiatorial champion out of Tarn.

Part 1

Part 3

( Acherontia atropos )

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TF2K5 Blitzwing just got himself a lease on life, thanks to various Decepticons needing their heads cracked.

Especially Onslaught, 'cause Onsy found the majority of Blitzwing's "I kill you with fire!" buttons and tap-danced all over them. About the only thing he didn't do was hit on Blitzwing's woman.

*organizes her thoughts*

So. I get frustrated because the person I'm talking to cannot communicate what it was that they didn't understand about what I just said without a lot of back and forth. I tell them that next time they have this problem, they should ask me questions with more clearly-defined answers. Perhaps ones that focus on the specific part that they're having problems with.

They tell me that they don't need to learn any lessons from this like they're a child.

Um, yes, you obviously do.

Also, if you behave childishly, I will treat you like a child. The solution is to not behave childishly.