Quick Meme: Harlequin

Give me a pairing and a title reminiscent of the sillier Harlequin titles (I recommend checking Harlequin Presents, Romance, Historical Undone, and Silhouette Special Edition for ideas. Especially Presents), and I will drabble you something very silly.

MEME IS CLOSED.

Meme because I cannot brain

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.