beckyh2112 | Ask Me To Write You Stuff!

No it couldn't have, the Kyoshi Warriors and the Avatar would've attacked. >>

<3 Dork. *more pettings!*

I don't really either, but I still think they're BOSS. No clue why fandom is so disinterested.

Doing wrong by Zuko is . . . way too fun, actually. *coughs* Anyway it's ALWAYS bashing when people do wrong by Mai, but with Zuko not so much, you notice that?

Zuko suffers prettily^^

Zuko does suffer prettily.

Man, now I want Hahn/Sokka/Yue/Katara sex. I am such an insatiable crack-pairing lover. Alas, I think asking Suzuki for a foursome would make her kill me after the TWENTY-EIGHT PAGES OF THREESOME SMUT.

*purrs and adores all pettings* *issa kitty*

I don't know why fandom is so disinterested. I think for me, I just need the right hook to be all over them. Like how I was "Oh GOD, DIE" about Iroh/Ursa because EVERYONE DOES IT WITH ZUKO AS HIS KID, and then Suzuki went "I had an interesting idea of Azula being Iroh's kid" and I went <3333333!

Yeah, people will torment and abuse Zuko, but they don't seem to actually bash him. It's weird. And annoying. And further proof of the different standards fandom has for boys and girls. *hugs Mai*

Hah. Hah. Hahahahahahaha dude I would end you. I love you, but I would END you. And not KINDLY.

I STILL HAVE THE HONEY THREESOMES TO DO. >________<

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“It’s honey. Real expensive honey. I found a couple pots hidden away when we cleaned out the captain’s stash,” Jet says, grinning crookedly as he reclaims his finger. “Gave one to Smellerbee and Longshot, thought we could split the other.”

“You kept all of it?” Song asks as Zuko represses the impulse to lick his lips. He hasn’t had honey in years, and it tastes different from what he remembers. “That’s not very civic-minded.”

“There’s nothing wrong with keeping something nice for yourself once in a while,” Jet tells her, dipping his finger into the honey again and offering it to Zuko. He opens his mouth without thinking, wanting to place what’s changed in the taste, and Jet grins another crooked grin and swipes his finger down his tongue.

“. . . I guess you’re right,” Song says, slowly. For some reason she’s watching Zuko as she speaks, and it makes him slightly uncomfortable, like the not-quite-right taste of the honey in his mouth.

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CAN YOU SENSE THE IMPENDING EPIC IN THAT? CAN YOU, BEX?

Good point, hooks are useful like that (I still REALLY NEED to fic that Iroh/Ursa). I need a Kataang hook, they are too potentially awesome for me to keep ignoring.

Soooo foolish how that works (dude, people LOVE to abuse Zuko; Mai they just abuse out of hate).

Yeah, I figured I was out of credit on the "ask Suzuki to write sexfic involving more than two people". ^__^

Eeeee, honey threesomes! *reads snippet*

... Hi. I love you. I am going to keep you. Ooh.

I SENSE THE IMPENDING EPIC AND LOVE YOU FOR IT. (Though, at this rate, I probably need to give you another slot or five on my meme if you break fifteen pages on another one of my requests.)

Yeah, I need a really strong, awesome idea to sell me on "why you should write Katara/Aang at every reasonable opportunity". Otherwise it's going to be a case of "cool pairing, oooooooh, Long Feng/Song!". (Well, SOMEONE does at least.)

*hugs Mai more and pets her gently* (I don't get it, but fandom often baffles me.)

*grins* Man, you are so out of credit your unborn CHILDREN are in debt to me. Not that it wasn't HORRIBLY fun, but dear lord I can't BELIEVE I wrote all that. *is currently doing NICE HARMLESS SHORT requests*

(. . . the girl!Jetko is trying to grow too. >__< *REFUSES TO ALLOW THIS.*)

Friggin'--seriously, Song and Jet mooning over awkward!Zuko I could write for DAYS. *has had to FORCE self not to touch it so she can make more headway on other reqs* *has had only so much success with this* >>;;

Same here, man! Thus my need to come UP with one. At least one worth one decently lengthy fic.

Would giving you more slots on this meme buy me some not-in-debtness? ^_~

(Kill it with fire, or just fade-to-black before they do more sexing?)

I would not object to writing that scenario for days. I'm just saying. Oh, Zuko, all these EK people want to get in your pants. Your sexy pants. (Man, am I wrong for wanting s1!girl!Zuko to have s1!Zuko's hairstyle entirely untouched?)

<< . . . maybe. *chews on you*

FIRE IF I MUST. No, probably just fade to black. *does battle VALIANTLY, yo* Jet wants to sex Lee up in the galley AND on the deck, it seems, and won't stop being SEXY and FUN TO WRITE, the bitch. And in the OTHER one . . . ohgod. >______< I. I don't even know if I can say.

In summary: I want to kill those hot bitches.

They ARE sexy pants, dammit. Also, Jet romancing him right in front of Song is sort of beautiful. <<

(Not at ALL. <3 Personally, I do S1!girl!Zuko with the sides of her head shaved and a combo topknot/long ponytail--always thought it was a little more "wounded girl trying to hold on to being a princess/her honor" than the total headshave, but still TOTALLY Zuko on the scar-bearing "yeah, so WHAT it's there, stare all you WANT" and so on.)

*gives you another three slots*

Well, if you're having fun writing something, why not keep writing it? After all, it's fun to have fun. ~~But you have to know how.~~

Oh, Jet. She's going to stab you if you get farther with Zuko than she managed when she was PRACTICALLY THROWING HERSELF IN HIS ARMS WHILE SAYING, "TAKE ME NOW."

(I really like shaved heads, as has been well-proven by past discussion. Also, the comic Yamara left me with a fascination for women with shaved heads. Also, also, mmmmm, scar-baring.)

Eeeee! <3 Thankyou~ I will think of something GOOD for them. *prowls off to consider* >>

. . . NO DR. SEUSS CROSSOVERS. And because I will never finish anything ELSE on the meme, is why. :P

Possibly. >> Which he possibly MIGHT. (Of course, meanwhile Zuko's like "DDD: But we're both MEN. We--whu--IT MAKES NO SENSE ohheydothatagain. I MEAN STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I MEAN. I MEAN. SONG TELL HIM WHAT I MEAN.")

They're kind of wicked awesome on the right heads. Scar-baring = always awesome. I do NOT like scar-hiding girl!Zuko. *does, however, like the following mental image--*

Zura combs her hair to the side, the weight awkward as its pull on her scalp changes. She styles it with careful fingers and the fine silver brush her mother left behind when she vanished from Zura's world, the one she pretends to not have kept, and she is careful, so CAREFUL to pull it just so, to conceal the scar, to part it so it covers the shaved sides of her head as well.

It's not a proper royal hairstyle and it's miles from a topknot, but it's how a normal girl might do her hair for a nice evening, if she had no suitably pretty ornaments for it.

In the three years that she has spent on this ship, Zura has gotten very good at doing it.

She brushes through her hair one last time when she is done and runs her fingers through it to make sure everything is just so. When she is satisfied that it is, she double-checks that her bedroom door is locked.

Then she takes the small hand mirror out of her pocket, the one not even her aunt knows she has, and looks.

Top-level comments, please, so they're easy for me to find.

I just happen to really like that particular line. As you can tell, since it's stayed with me for years and years. ^_^

Oh, Zuko. Song will stab you too. And go get Iroh cuddles.

Pretty. *pets the mental image softly* So pretty.

Top-level? *was just going to reply to her original comment, is that what that means?* >>

It IS a good one. And amusing, too.

It's really INTERESTING, I'm looking forward to writing more of them. I really like how they're interacting. So far Jet's romancing and Song's slowly realizing the BENEFITS of romancing and Zuko's . . . very, very awkward, basically. So awkward. And eating honey. And going to be SO embarrassed when he realizes he's attracted to/attracTIVE to Jet.

Depreeeeessing. But pretty, yes. *brushes Zura's hair . . . reconsiders, has SANNA brush her hair* <<

Reply to the post itself. So it doesn't get buried. Or you could reply to your original comment. As long as you don't reply to

calicojane's because then we are getting into "argh, difficult to find" territory.

*purrs and looks forward to whatever Suzuki comes up with for her, because they are all so very shiny and pretty*

Mmmm, Sanna hair-brushing. *ruffles the pretty Water Tribe lass*

I'll probably do original comment and label the header something prompt-related, then, that okay?

*chews them* I REALLY have to answer some other people's prompts before I go back to yours. I really, REALLY do.

IreeeallywanttowriteJetSongZuko.

I really love genderswap far too much. *considers writing Kanook/Ageha. or Kanook/Zura. or Kanook/Zura/Ageha.*

That sounds good.

I know, I know. *pets* I do not mind at all, and I completely understand. I just encourage you to have fun with what you're writing.

Genderswap is interesting. I just wind up tripping over names. Also, -ko being a feminine thingy in Japanese names, I decided to just leave Zuko's name alone. (Man, you have no idea how much I want to drop Hakoda and Ozai in the Spring of Drowned Girl.)

No, I'm trying to convince MYSELF! XD *keeps going back to your darn requests instead of doing other people's!*

I always have to change the names, it tends to annoy me when they aren't (except Jet's, because Jet's name is SUPPOSED to be unusual and not really genderspecific anyway, and obviously Lee's gender-neutral). Personal taste and all. Also it's fun to think about what the names COULD be and try to figure them out from other names in the show. (That would be AWESOME. And slightly creepy, since it's "Girl" and not "Woman". >>)

*grins and ruffles* Well, I can't help you there. Poor Suzuki!

Honestly, if I changed too many people's names, Zuko's younger brother would be Azulon. (Also, Mao is STUCK IN MY HEAD. The mental image of him with that kukri, and argh, need artistic abilities!)

Sokka: "Hello, girls!" *arms around shoulders of babeish Water Tribe girl and babeish Fire Nation girl*
Hakoda: *OHGODBADWRONGNOBAD*
Ozai: *I will kill you with my mind.*
Sokka: *.... why are my pheromonebender abilities not working?*

Edited 2009-07-11 05:22 (UTC)

*POUTS at it* I WILL FINISH SOMEONE ELSE, DANGIT. I WILL I WILL.

Dude, Azulon all the WAY. <333 (Ahahahaha you're so doomed <33333 I love/hate when that happens with an idea.)

. . . you totally just discovered the ONLY female ass Sokka cannot tap, ever. Wow. I didn't think there even WAS such ass. o___o

Yes, of course you will. You are made of awesome and win, and you can TOTALLY do such a thing.

*pets Azulon* Fortunately, Mao has Azula and Ty Lee instead. (I think I need to go give Foxysquid more money after I'm done paying her for some character-reference sheets. And get a job. Definitely time to start thinking about that again.)

Congratulations, Sokka. Your dad-turned-teenage-girl and the Phoenix King-turned-teenage-girl both aren't interested in you. I know it's traumatizing, but it's more traumatizing when they get their hands on hot water and you realize who you were hitting on.

Stuff keeps growing on me, is the problem, and most of the reqs I have left are gonna be long so I'm having trouble getting up the energy to attack them. *exasperated with self for that*

(I assume she doesn't draw porn? I KNOW she draws gay. And yes, a job MIGHT help with that kind of thing. XD)

And STILL not as traumatizing as it would've been if Ozai'd been morbidly curious enough to take him up on it. >>

Let it grow. I am here to cheerlead and strip Avatarfolks of their clothes for your entertainment. Have fun. ^__^

(I am not sure if she does or not. I would have to ask her. And yeah, a job would help a lot. Or at least make me more comfortable, since I would have a nice, steady income.)

... Wow. That's.... Wow.

... NO, OZAI. YOU CANNOT GO GIRL AND SEDUCE HAKODA. BAD OZAI.

. . . that's both helpful and dooming. *suspects she will be writing a LOT this weekend. possibly mostly to distract herself from starving, but still.*

(I've never SEEN any she's done, but--ooooooo. You know who draws really UNSPEAKABLY hot porn?

boredgods. See if SHE does commissions or would do some kind of exchange.)

Are you kidding, of COURSE he can. THE PHOENIX KING IS A CURIOUS BIRD.

I strive to be that way. I may be evil. *looks concerned*

(I will check her out. Tomorrow, when I am not kind of losing my grip on the ability to form coherent sentences. But I will definitely check her out.)

"Ozai?"

"Mm?"

"What are you doing?"

Ozai lifted her head to look at the Water Tribe Chief, her hands stilling on his pants-laces. "I think it's reasonably obvious."

Hakoda closed his eyes briefly. Okay. Waking up with someone undoing his pants, not a bad way to wake up. He usually enjoyed it, in fact. It was just usually Bato and not the shape-changed no-longer-Firelord doing it. "Why are you trying to get my pants off?"

"I've never had sex as a woman," she said simply, then turned her attention back to his pants.

"No! Absolutely not!" Hakoda jerked upright to pull her hands away-

Well, he tried to. Except the stout ropes tying him to the bed didn't let him do much more than lift his shoulders from the mattress.

"Honestly," Ozai said softly as she finally got his pants unlaced, "What sort of amateur do you take me for?"

Mostly just a picture of Mao holding his kukri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri). I kind of fell in love with the silly thing.

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