Dreams and Swords

Title: Be Fruitful
Series: G1, mostly cartoon
Characters: Dr. Susan Hoffman/Onslaught, Hot Spot, Blades, the Constructicons
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2100+
Summary: Onslaught is pregnant. He doesn't understand how that can be, since he hasn't slept with another Transformer in millions of years. What with being locked in a box and all.
Author's Notes: For those of you who don't keep track of obscure comics characters, Dr. Susan Hoffman is made of awesome. Also, this fic proves that I love Dr. Hoffman/Onslaught like whoa.

For the purposes of this fic, I am assuming an established relationship between the two of them.

( Be Fruitful )

Because my life is not complete without memes. Stolen from karma_aster and raisedbymoogles.

Comment with two characters I write, and I'll tell you about their first kiss.

Just a wee little thing to amuse people with. Used one of my Mardi Gras challenge prompts on it.

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Pairing: Swindle/First Aid
Prompt: #7, Doubloon
Rating: PG

( Eye of the Beholder )

The fics from my drabble meme a ways back.

Arabwel: [The Matrix] the Twins.

( You smell like a wet dog. )

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Sapphirebreeze: [G1 Transformers] Omega Supreme/Constructicons

( We had hoped, perhaps, that it would be easier on us if we destroyed a part of ourselves instead of being forced to watch as someone else did it. It turns out there's no easy way to lose a part of your soul. )

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CharlesRocketBoy: [ReBoot] Dot/Bob

( Alright. Who the HELL went and poked one of Hex's old 'toys', and why do they want to kill us all? )

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Devi: [Some perversion of G1 Transformers and TF2K5] Fusillade/Catechism/Steadfast

(Non-con warning.)

( It won't hurt if you hold still. )

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[Pirates of the Caribbean 2] Tia Dalma/Elizabeth

( Not all can be known. )

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[G1 Transformers] Skywarp/Thundercracker

(For extra fun, guess how much of Skywarp is still attached to Skywarp.)

( Don't go. )

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Heatherbeast: [Stargate SG-1] Jack/Thor

( I'm /TIRED/ of these mutha****n' Snakes on this mutha****n' ship... thing! )

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Navigator's Ghost: [Transformers: Void] Rodimus Void/Jetstorm

(High-rating warning.)

( Don't look round... )

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Crowdog: [The Matrix] Agent Smith/Neo

( You think you're entitled to (blank)... )

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Dark Puck: [Sailor Moon (anime)] Rubeus/Ami

( You're joking, right? )

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Lunatron: [G1 Transformers] Onslaught and Vortex

( All's fair in love and war. )

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Seiberwing: [Pirates of the Caribbean 2] Davy Jones/Will Turner

( It's much easier if you try not to think about it. )

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[ReBoot] Megabyte

( Is it better to be surrounded by idiots and know you are superior, or to be an idiot yourself and have fewer headaches? )

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[ReBoot] Hack/Slash

( Uh...he did it. )

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Karma Aster: [Stargate SG-1/ReBoot] Sam Carter/Bob

( You know, that was a waste of a perfectly good explanation. )

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Dragoness Eclectic: [Transformers: Armada/Stargate SG-1] Starscream/Jack O'Neill

( What's a nice jet like you doing in a place like this? )

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Dunmurderin: [Transformers: Armada] Starscream and Swindle

( Put that back! )

... Don't ask. Random AIM weirdness.

( My two favorite non-construction-vehicle Decepticon gestalts )

Title: Girl Talk
Day/Theme: Aug. 21 'Who would take us to be women?'
Series: G1 Transformers
Character/Pairing: As blatantly obvious as it is, I don't want to come out and say it up here
Rating: PG

( Girl Talk )