Dreams and Swords

Long Haul: "Your buddy... That Mixmaster guy..."
Hook: *warily* "Yes?"
Long Haul: "He's a long walk off a short pier, you know?"
Hook: *looks relieved* "Into the Sea of Mercury."
Long Haul: "Exactly."

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Dialogue snippet that I wanted to save.

"TC...! My cactus died!"
"... You killed your cactus?"
"Look at it!" *holds out*
"Yep, it's dead all right." *pause* "You killed a cactus. Congratulations, Skywarp, you're less nurturing than a desert."

"Needlefall? 'So Quiet You Can Hear' Needlefall? 'I can toss a spike from orbit and hit exactly the Autobot you just targeted' Needlefall?"

"Yes, Thundercracker."

"When did you turn into a homme?"

"Couple thousand years after Ark-launch."

Or, "it's four a.m. and I just ran across the commentary on a Decepticon opera in monoshiri's journal".

See if you can guess who's speaking.

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"No."

"Yes, you will! I've heard you sing! You're better than everyone else on this ship!"

"Correction: Better than the entire fleet."

"Exactly! So you will play the lead in this... production!"

"No."

"WHY NOT?"

"State: Optimum energon levels."

"If I have to get you overenergized to make you perform, I WILL!"

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"Hello, everyone. This is Reflector. You all know Reflector. All-seeing little bastard who is always recording when you're skiving off on your assignments. Well, this time he's reporting to ME! So if you try to coast through your roles in this and don't give it your all, I will know! And I will RIP YOUR LASER-CORES OUT!"