Context is for the Weak
Jun. 5th, 2008 01:24 amContext is part of a Perihex Glossy Skyhammer Serial issue.
[Kep]: Red Alert: And you call that sexy? That is not sexy. It did nothing for me.
[Me]: Jazz: Look, I ain't pandering to your kinks here. Not everyone likes fires and enerpudding, not necessarily together.
[Kep]: Red Alert: that's Inferno, not me.
[Kep]: Inferno: someone mention fire and enerpudding!?
[Me]: Jazz: *winces* Way more than I needed to know.
[Kep]: Red Alert: Please, you don't have to be the one to monitor the cameras throughout the base. How he got himself and Firestar *and* those two minibots into that storage closet...
[Me]: Jazz: Probably a little creative squeezing and used the pudding as a lubricant... *expression is mildly horrified as his brain works on the problem*
[Kep]: Inferno: Yep! Hey, maybe I should be writing this smut scene for ya!
[Me]: Jazz: ... *edges behind Red Alert*
[Kep]: Red Alert: *considers* Give me fifteen hundred words on Nova and Skyhammer having relations post Nova's repairs at the Decepticon medbay. Nova should still be injured but not so badly as to impair functionality. Skyhammer should be the dominant partner, but Nova can take an active role in getting what he wants.
[Kep]: Jazz: *edges out of here entirely! AIEE!*
[Kep]: Red Alert: And you call that sexy? That is not sexy. It did nothing for me.
[Me]: Jazz: Look, I ain't pandering to your kinks here. Not everyone likes fires and enerpudding, not necessarily together.
[Kep]: Red Alert: that's Inferno, not me.
[Kep]: Inferno: someone mention fire and enerpudding!?
[Me]: Jazz: *winces* Way more than I needed to know.
[Kep]: Red Alert: Please, you don't have to be the one to monitor the cameras throughout the base. How he got himself and Firestar *and* those two minibots into that storage closet...
[Me]: Jazz: Probably a little creative squeezing and used the pudding as a lubricant... *expression is mildly horrified as his brain works on the problem*
[Kep]: Inferno: Yep! Hey, maybe I should be writing this smut scene for ya!
[Me]: Jazz: ... *edges behind Red Alert*
[Kep]: Red Alert: *considers* Give me fifteen hundred words on Nova and Skyhammer having relations post Nova's repairs at the Decepticon medbay. Nova should still be injured but not so badly as to impair functionality. Skyhammer should be the dominant partner, but Nova can take an active role in getting what he wants.
[Kep]: Jazz: *edges out of here entirely! AIEE!*
Interlude: Thanksgiving Sunday
Nov. 19th, 2006 01:24 pmWherein Becca hides in the back with the computer and annoys her relatives by being non-sociable. Fortunately, we're still just cooking dinner and haven't had the ravenous hordes descend on us to feed.
Records of the trip up can be found on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dragoness_e's journal.
My dad, on picking up my laptop case to put in the trunk: "Let me guess, you're a gold courier."
Construction equipment is not national park wildlife to be spotted.
It's highway wildlife.
Crack dream of crackiness that shows I've been listening to way too much Heather Alexander lately:
Human!Elita-1 singing while human!Soundwave fiddles and human!Rumble mans the drums. Human!Frenzy and Daniel occupy the background someplace.
Unfortunate rumors springing up in this rather backwards place because of Elita's bright, unnatural pink hair (and Rumble and Frenzy's unnatural colors as well):
Soundwave is a mortal musician who seduced a faery maiden and got her in the family way with twins. Daniel is a human child she stole.
Soundwave's commentary on this: "Rumours, improbable."
It's one of my character details that Elita-1 is no great beauty by Transformer standards. She's nice-looking and all, but she also likes to wear death colors and that really turns a guy off. She's also light on the kibble in robot-mode.
However, both she and her pre-Elita form, Ariel, have beautiful singing voices. That's what first made Orion Pax pick that goth-girl out of the crowd. But Elita-1 doesn't sing much anymore.
Records of the trip up can be found on
dragoness_e's journal.My dad, on picking up my laptop case to put in the trunk: "Let me guess, you're a gold courier."
Construction equipment is not national park wildlife to be spotted.
It's highway wildlife.
Crack dream of crackiness that shows I've been listening to way too much Heather Alexander lately:
Human!Elita-1 singing while human!Soundwave fiddles and human!Rumble mans the drums. Human!Frenzy and Daniel occupy the background someplace.
Unfortunate rumors springing up in this rather backwards place because of Elita's bright, unnatural pink hair (and Rumble and Frenzy's unnatural colors as well):
Soundwave is a mortal musician who seduced a faery maiden and got her in the family way with twins. Daniel is a human child she stole.
Soundwave's commentary on this: "Rumours, improbable."
It's one of my character details that Elita-1 is no great beauty by Transformer standards. She's nice-looking and all, but she also likes to wear death colors and that really turns a guy off. She's also light on the kibble in robot-mode.
However, both she and her pre-Elita form, Ariel, have beautiful singing voices. That's what first made Orion Pax pick that goth-girl out of the crowd. But Elita-1 doesn't sing much anymore.
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Aug. 9th, 2006 10:18 pm"TC...! My cactus died!"
"... You killed your cactus?"
"Look at it!" *holds out*
"Yep, it's dead all right." *pause* "You killed a cactus. Congratulations, Skywarp, you're less nurturing than a desert."
"... You killed your cactus?"
"Look at it!" *holds out*
"Yep, it's dead all right." *pause* "You killed a cactus. Congratulations, Skywarp, you're less nurturing than a desert."
Blitzwing's Clutch
Jun. 10th, 2006 02:54 pmIn the alterna-verse where jets lay eggs (through their bomb bays), triple-changers are encouraged to have large clutches. Seekers are not, because Seekers are a dime a dozen. Besides, when one set of Seekers starts clutching, all the others in the vicinity want to as well. Pesky social creatures.
Of course, it's generally encouraged that triple-changers not mate with folks with the same alt-mode as them. Otherwise, we get clutches like this:
- Butterfly Effect, F-35/space shuttle triple-changer. Four wings. Very pretty.
- Glasnost, F-35/MiG-25 triple-changer. ("Oh, gee. I can go to parties with the Russian jets *and* the American jets and get made fun of at both parties!")
- Biplane, F-35/F-15 triple-changer. ("I am a museum exhibit! Screw this. I'm getting a rebuild as soon as I'm old enough.")
- Thoughttrain, tank/train triple-changer.
- Zephyrtread, F-15/tank triple-changer.
- Skyrail, F-35/train triple-changer.
- Perestroika, MiG-25/train triple-changer.
- Railwing, F-35/tank triple-changer.
- Thundertread, tank/space shuttle triple-changer.
There was much facepalming on Megatron's part when he found out that Starscream and Catechism had been having unprotected smex with Blitzwing, too.
(( Special thanks to Lunatron, for the whole idea for these people, the names, and the quotes. For those who are interested, Butterfly Effect does have a sane origin stashed around somewhere. ))
Of course, it's generally encouraged that triple-changers not mate with folks with the same alt-mode as them. Otherwise, we get clutches like this:
- Butterfly Effect, F-35/space shuttle triple-changer. Four wings. Very pretty.
- Glasnost, F-35/MiG-25 triple-changer. ("Oh, gee. I can go to parties with the Russian jets *and* the American jets and get made fun of at both parties!")
- Biplane, F-35/F-15 triple-changer. ("I am a museum exhibit! Screw this. I'm getting a rebuild as soon as I'm old enough.")
- Thoughttrain, tank/train triple-changer.
- Zephyrtread, F-15/tank triple-changer.
- Skyrail, F-35/train triple-changer.
- Perestroika, MiG-25/train triple-changer.
- Railwing, F-35/tank triple-changer.
- Thundertread, tank/space shuttle triple-changer.
There was much facepalming on Megatron's part when he found out that Starscream and Catechism had been having unprotected smex with Blitzwing, too.
(( Special thanks to Lunatron, for the whole idea for these people, the names, and the quotes. For those who are interested, Butterfly Effect does have a sane origin stashed around somewhere. ))
In a bizarre fit of whackiness....
May. 29th, 2006 11:08 pmdunmurderin: Oh god..that's a cracky idea. Galvatron as a Harry Potter fan...
ChaosAngel2112: *blink-blinks*
ChaosAngel2112: I think he'd kill everyone else for being wanky bitches.
dunmurderin: Oh yeah. THat and 'cause everybody knows it's all about Dobby the House Elf and the Squid.
ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
dunmurderin: "RIGHT?!" "Yes Lord Galvatron!"
ChaosAngel2112: *sniggers*
ChaosAngel2112: I'd be mean. I'd have him ship Ron/Hermione.
( Cut to protect the flist )
ChaosAngel2112: *blink-blinks*
ChaosAngel2112: I think he'd kill everyone else for being wanky bitches.
dunmurderin: Oh yeah. THat and 'cause everybody knows it's all about Dobby the House Elf and the Squid.
ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
dunmurderin: "RIGHT?!" "Yes Lord Galvatron!"
ChaosAngel2112: *sniggers*
ChaosAngel2112: I'd be mean. I'd have him ship Ron/Hermione.
( Cut to protect the flist )
Happy Birthday to Me!
Apr. 19th, 2006 01:01 pm*smiles brightly and drags Blitzwing off to tango*
Vive le Homo sapiens chartreuse! (It's not easy being green, but it sure is a lot of fun.)
Reflector would send pictures but he's working on June's "Hot Wheels" magazine.
Pepsi is not food!
Vive le Homo sapiens chartreuse! (It's not easy being green, but it sure is a lot of fun.)
Reflector would send pictures but he's working on June's "Hot Wheels" magazine.
Pepsi is not food!
Randomness
Apr. 3rd, 2006 03:40 pmStarted on my first repaint this weekend: PVC Paradron Medic as Drag Strip.
Things I've learned so far:
- primer would be awesome as painting over mint green with yellow is a pain
- I want even smaller brushes
- masking tape would also be cool, and I will have it when I get around to doing more than painting on yellow
- Drag Strip has a boring paint job when it gets right down to it
I also got Mom interested in learning Japanese again by giving her Binaltech Yellow Tracks's box to read. I also did this when I got my knock-off WST Superion. The boxes are usually interesting, even if just for the katakana for Toransuformahs Binartekku.
( Also, Things Becky Is Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry )
Things I've learned so far:
- primer would be awesome as painting over mint green with yellow is a pain
- I want even smaller brushes
- masking tape would also be cool, and I will have it when I get around to doing more than painting on yellow
- Drag Strip has a boring paint job when it gets right down to it
I also got Mom interested in learning Japanese again by giving her Binaltech Yellow Tracks's box to read. I also did this when I got my knock-off WST Superion. The boxes are usually interesting, even if just for the katakana for Toransuformahs Binartekku.
( Also, Things Becky Is Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry )
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Mar. 20th, 2006 06:29 pmBrain set to 'Stunticons' and 'cats'.
Leads to conclusions such as:
- Motormaster would totally be a Maine Coon if he were a cat.
Maine Coons were well established more than a century ago as a hardy, handsome breed of domestic cat, well equipped to survive the hostile New England winters.
They are also very big cats, and generally quite friendly. The latter aspect is not so much of a Motormaster trait, but it is one of the reasons why I want to own one someday.
Breakdown is a show-quality Chartreaux cat.
Authors through the centuries have praised the Chartreux as a gentle cat, a quiet cat, an excellent hunter, devoted to its master, easy to keep and a good traveler.
Drag Strip is a Egyptian Mau, though I am uncertain if he is show-quality or more of working cat.
Egyptian Maus are the fastest breed of domestic cat. Maus have been clocked running over 30 mph (48 kph).
Wildrider is, of course, a show-quality Siamese.
One of the traits a Siamese cat is known for is its voice. They can be extremely loud, and sometimes it sounds like your cat is in absolute torment, when in fact he's just trying to make a point.
Dead End is a Turkish Angora. What, you thought he wouldn't be a long-hair?
The Turkish Angora is a lithe, lean, active cat, medium to small in size.
Leads to conclusions such as:
- Motormaster would totally be a Maine Coon if he were a cat.
Maine Coons were well established more than a century ago as a hardy, handsome breed of domestic cat, well equipped to survive the hostile New England winters.
They are also very big cats, and generally quite friendly. The latter aspect is not so much of a Motormaster trait, but it is one of the reasons why I want to own one someday.
Breakdown is a show-quality Chartreaux cat.
Authors through the centuries have praised the Chartreux as a gentle cat, a quiet cat, an excellent hunter, devoted to its master, easy to keep and a good traveler.
Drag Strip is a Egyptian Mau, though I am uncertain if he is show-quality or more of working cat.
Egyptian Maus are the fastest breed of domestic cat. Maus have been clocked running over 30 mph (48 kph).
Wildrider is, of course, a show-quality Siamese.
One of the traits a Siamese cat is known for is its voice. They can be extremely loud, and sometimes it sounds like your cat is in absolute torment, when in fact he's just trying to make a point.
Dead End is a Turkish Angora. What, you thought he wouldn't be a long-hair?
The Turkish Angora is a lithe, lean, active cat, medium to small in size.
Conversation Snippet
Mar. 2nd, 2006 09:27 pmA random snippet from a completely insane idea. I'm presenting it here because it's got a couple of interesting ideas in it that I want to keep track of for future reference.
***
"I can see why the Seekers like you."
The other woman propped herself up on her elbows, her loud rendition of the chorus to "We Are the Champions" breaking off abrubtly. Fortunately this didn't seem to annoy Wildrider, as both the human women were in a compact space with him right now. "Really?"
She nodded. "You're like them. You would be a Seeker, if you were a Transformer."
The girl - she wasn't even out of her teens (she just killed someone, that makes her more mature by their standards; you've never killed anyone) - looked thoughtful. "No," she said at last. "Wrong brain-matrix."
"Eh?"
"They've got the wrong sort of brain-matrix. Genius is even trickier for Transformers than it is for us. We can mutate with relative ease, and genius is a mutation. Don't get me wrong, Seekers are very smart. But to get a genius of a Transformer, the neurocircuitry and stuff-" She waved her hand, not knowing the technical terms. She never did, but that was all right. The listener did know the technical terms. "That stuff has to be warped just a little bit off standard. All sorts of deviations, not something you can copy easily. And the line between genius and madness is very thin, so they'd probably prefer not to push their luck. With an old, old factory line like Seekers, the process is pretty much perfected. They might have made genius Seekers once, but now they don't."
She nodded again. That made sense. When the girl actually stopped to think and explain herself, she usually made sense. You just had to be able to follow the way she thought. "You're saying you're a genius?"
"We both are. Hadn't you noticed?"
"I'm not a genius."
"Of course," the girl announced overly loudly, "Sometimes I think Mixmaster mislabelled your test-tube, and you're actually Scrapper's kid."
***
"I can see why the Seekers like you."
The other woman propped herself up on her elbows, her loud rendition of the chorus to "We Are the Champions" breaking off abrubtly. Fortunately this didn't seem to annoy Wildrider, as both the human women were in a compact space with him right now. "Really?"
She nodded. "You're like them. You would be a Seeker, if you were a Transformer."
The girl - she wasn't even out of her teens (she just killed someone, that makes her more mature by their standards; you've never killed anyone) - looked thoughtful. "No," she said at last. "Wrong brain-matrix."
"Eh?"
"They've got the wrong sort of brain-matrix. Genius is even trickier for Transformers than it is for us. We can mutate with relative ease, and genius is a mutation. Don't get me wrong, Seekers are very smart. But to get a genius of a Transformer, the neurocircuitry and stuff-" She waved her hand, not knowing the technical terms. She never did, but that was all right. The listener did know the technical terms. "That stuff has to be warped just a little bit off standard. All sorts of deviations, not something you can copy easily. And the line between genius and madness is very thin, so they'd probably prefer not to push their luck. With an old, old factory line like Seekers, the process is pretty much perfected. They might have made genius Seekers once, but now they don't."
She nodded again. That made sense. When the girl actually stopped to think and explain herself, she usually made sense. You just had to be able to follow the way she thought. "You're saying you're a genius?"
"We both are. Hadn't you noticed?"
"I'm not a genius."
"Of course," the girl announced overly loudly, "Sometimes I think Mixmaster mislabelled your test-tube, and you're actually Scrapper's kid."
(no subject)
Oct. 12th, 2005 06:15 pmWell, I should be studying for chemistry. There's just something about effective nucleur charges that fails to capture my interest, though. Also, I'm hyped on "Nemo" by Nightwish. This will become terribly obvious when you read tonight's ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
31_days drabble.
NaNoWriMo is next month, as I'm sure you all well know. I won't be participating - if I slam out a novel in a month, that's time that could have been spent studying. Or writing essays. Especially writing essays. Rargh.
However, just wanted to share this article on the subject. 'Tis quite funny.
And now, back to chemistry and messing around with Daz|Studio. Human!Poli will have higher cheekbones, oh yes, she will...
31_days drabble.NaNoWriMo is next month, as I'm sure you all well know. I won't be participating - if I slam out a novel in a month, that's time that could have been spent studying. Or writing essays. Especially writing essays. Rargh.
However, just wanted to share this article on the subject. 'Tis quite funny.
And now, back to chemistry and messing around with Daz|Studio. Human!Poli will have higher cheekbones, oh yes, she will...
sages_of_chaos - things like this are why I love LJ.I've picked up Valmont (
possessed_brit) to play. There's a Drago&Shendu account already, and the player says s/he's going to set up a few other accounts - Jade, Uncle, possibly Jackie.Cthulhu Fhtagn!
May. 24th, 2005 08:18 pmWas reading dead_cthulhu when I discovered that a Call of Cthulhu/Transformers crossover had taken up residence in my brain.
Call of Cthulhu/Transformers crossovers should not take up residence in my brain.
Remember, kids, when you want to write stories about the formless horrors from beyond the stars coming to Earth, write Stargate fic.
dead_cthulhu when I discovered that a Call of Cthulhu/Transformers crossover had taken up residence in my brain.Call of Cthulhu/Transformers crossovers should not take up residence in my brain.
Remember, kids, when you want to write stories about the formless horrors from beyond the stars coming to Earth, write Stargate fic.
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