Ask Me To Write You Stuff!

[beckyh2112]

It is time to balance my meme karma, since I've been abusing both suzukiblu and banditjoeykuba's awesomeness lately.

So I will be writing anything Avatar, Transformers: Deadzone, or Transformers: Animated in the comments. Including any AU I've babbled at you about. Or any AU you can think of. Or anything involving my OCs. (I will only write other people's OCs with their permission, so you'll have to get their permission first and have them communicate it to me.)

Restrictions:
- Three requests per person, unless I tell you you can ask for more
- If you ask for "So-and-so is awesome", I am putting my iPod on shuffle and writing to whatever song comes up first

Meme is closed.

Comments

Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

As Fire Nation men went, Mao was quiet and dark, a seeming absence of fire easily missed among all the others. It made people forget that he was still Fire. Jealousy and possessiveness ran deep in people of the Fire Nation. And this *bastard*, whoever he was, had obviously incapacitated Zuko because there was no way in the Nine Freezing Hells his girlfriend would let someone do this to her.

A knife dropped into Mao's hand from his wrist-sheath, and he threw it with an utter clarity of intent and searing red rage he had never felt before. It caught the strange man in the shoulder, making him curse and duck away from Zuko, reach for and draw a pair of hooked swords.

Zuko sat there and looked stunned. Mao couldn't pick out what the stranger had done to incapacitate the Firelord, but it had to have been something bad.

Or, if Zuko was willing to let this guy fondle her, Mao was still within his rights to put a knife through his shoulder.

"Get away from my girlfriend," Mao said, yanking a kukri out of his sleeve and leaving his left hand free for throwing.

"Your girlfriend?" The stranger demanded, accent all Earth Kingdom. There was a piece of grass in his mouth, and he held those hook-swords like he knew how to use them. Except for the tightness in his left shoulder that said yeah, the knife there hurt.

"My girlfriend," Mao said. "My soon-to-be wife."

***

The dark guy was off his rocker. That's Jet's thought as he took in the other man. Red and black clothes, flowing sleeves and pants that made it almost look like he was wearing a dress, long dark coat over the dress, and a heavy, curved knife held in his right hand like he knew how to use it.

So. Dangerously crazy and just plain dangerous. Just the kind of fight for Lee he was surprised he found himself wanting.

So Lee was a firebender? So what? She was beautiful and amazing, and he wanted her. It'd taken him a while to figure that out, but he had now, and he wasn't going to let some psycho with a knife take Lee away from him.

Jet charged.

Instead of charging to meet him, the dark guy ran away!

Well, jogged backwards, and three heavy-looking spikes dropped into his left hand. He flung them at Jet, who smashed them aside with his hook-swords.

Jet closed fast on the dark guy, who just turned and flat out ran when Jet got in two swords-lengths of the guy. Except he was still throwing sharp little projectiles even as he ran, and Jet was starting to bleed, and the knife in his shoulder felt like fire.

He couldn't keep this up if the guy wouldn't let him close.

"Hey, yellow-bellied coward, you're going to get blood all over your back if you don't stand and fight," Jet taunted.

The dark guy's back stiffened, and he pivoted to face Jet, that heavy curved knife held like he meant to kill Jet with it.

Maybe he did. But Jet's swords reached longer, and he couldn't wait to catch the hooks in this guy's belly and rip.

The dark guy brought his knife up to parry, and suddenly there was yet another blade in his left hand, but Jet knew he was good enough to win this now that he didn't have to chase. He led with his right sword, not trusting his wounded shoulder entirely.

A sword-blade parried his hooked sword, the impact ringing up Jet's arm, and it felt like it was killing him with the knife in his other shoulder already. Black stars exploded in his eyes.

When he could see again, Lee stood between him and the dark guy, the pair of curving swords she favored parrying both their blades.

"Don't you dare," she hissed.

"Surprised you didn't just firebend us, Lee," Jet said, because the swords were kind of weird in a place where no one would arrest her for firebending. He tried to say it nice, but from the way she winced and the dark guy glared, it didn't sound like he'd succeeded.

"It'd upset the baby," Lee said quietly.

Jet's swords dropped from suddenly nerveless fingers.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Oh, this is different from what I expected and utterly awesome. I may need to illustrate this.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Mao kind of took over and ran away with things when I started thinking about how a male!Mai would behave.

I'd be all kinds of delighted if you did illustrate it. ^_^

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

^^ Just the other day I did a boy!Mai- http://weirdlet.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Genderbending-128819993

This is going to be *fun*...

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Oooh, shiny. *pets it* My Mao tends to do his hair drawn back in a bun with hairsticks/sharp-pointies holding it in place. Outfit's a lot like Mai's, except his bad-ass long coat is more obviously a bad-ass long coat. Also, kukri.

*peeks over Weirdlet's shoulder*

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

Here is pic. If I try to color this I'll go mad.

http://weirdlet.deviantart.com/art/FicMeme-girlZuko-Jet-and-Mai-128951311

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeee! *claps in delight*

I will try to actually say something coherent about it tomorrow, but eeeeeeee!

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

^^

eeeing is good.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

. . . DDDDD: You're so mean. Where's the REST?

IT JUST ENDS. WHY IS THERE NO SEMI-THREEWAY FIGHT OF AWESOME? (orsemithreewaysexofmakeup <<)

Also, Mao is bloodier than Mai, I see. o__o Poor Jet.

I loooove jealous!Zuko opening up at the beginning and being all cranky at Ty Lee and squicking herself out over Azula and boiling her tea over. <3 Also, turtleducks. TURTLEDUCKS ARE TOTES THE HEAL-ALL OF AVATAR. YOU KNOW SONG USES THEIR TINY FEET AND BEAKS IN ALL HER MEDICINES.

I also really liked Zuko thinking about Reasons For Sleeping With Aang, but I wish there'd been more about that too. *pouts a bit* Come ON, it's so glorious and WRONG and you SKIMMED it. Not even any mentions of Katara-twitchery. *could write a THESIS on Katara's reaction to her sort-of boyfriend knocking up the Fire Lord*

Jealous ex Jet, meanwhile = FTW for life. Although I DO have to wonder how he not only got into the palace, but didn't recognize the Fire Lord gear. XD (Zuko not punting him off immediately = DOUBLE ftw.)

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

There is NO REST! (semithreewaysexofmakeup. Man, you have no idea how tempted I was for this to end with Jet and Mao rolling around on the grass, and Zuko going "ooh".)

Mao is damn tired of people trying to steal his girlfriend. SOKKA. JET. AANG.

Heh. You know Ty Lee would be all over Mao like white on rice, if she had him instead of Mai. She does like the boys so very, very much. And of course Zuko knows this. ... The mental image of Song using turtleduck parts in her medicine is making my inner!Zuko flail. Wemustinflictitonhim.

Seriously, the reasons basically came down to "WHOO, WE JUST SAVED THE WORLD!". Besides, that's what skimming is over. Making it look like there's more depth than there actually is. (And, yeah, should have touched on Katara's reactions to this.)

*ruffles Jet* He got in because he's that good. (Zuko still thinks Jet is hot awesome. Also, she thought he was dead. Sokka said he was dead!)

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

(Man, you have no idea how much I regret that it did NOT.)

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING THE FANDOM BICYCLE, MAO.

Yes, yes we must. <333

(And since WHEN do we listen to Sokka? Saves a girl from prison ONCE and suddenly he's the know-it-all? IT'S NOT OKAY TO GET A NEW BOYFRIEND JUST ON SOKKA'S SAY-SO, ZUKO.)

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Mao's on top.

Of course, that assumes Jet was ever actually Zuko's boyfriend. I think Jet thinks he was, but I do not think Ba Sing Se!refugee!Zuko was capable of having a romantic relationship.

Also, Mao also weighed in on the "get a new boyfriend" thing. Much more convincingly than Sokka.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

Well, OBVIOUSLY. *snickers. also, LOVES FOREVER for that mental image*

I don't know if refugee!Zuko was clever enough to NOT have a relationship either, though. << Even if she didn't realize she was having one at the time I SWEAR SONG COULD HAVE JUMPED THE BOY AND HE WOULD HAVE MISSED THE SIGNS.

I bet he DID, yes. >>

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

What mental image? *innocent*

See, I'm not sure what to think of a relationship where one party is sure it's there, and the other doesn't realize it is. (Mmm, Zuko/Song girlsex. Uncle Iroh would approve.)

"Zuko, I betrayed your sister, defied your father, and gave up having sex with Ty Lee every night so I could be with you. I will personally cut anyone who looks at you covetously. I am yours."
"....<3"

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT WRITING MAO TOPPING JET.

It's a WEIRD relationship, but it's a relationship. Just because people don't label it at the time or quite realize how they're acting doesn't mean they aren't acting that way, you know? (. . . I am concerned by the idea of his approval in this case, but also totally behind the idea of this girlsex.)

Ahahahahahahahahaha. <333 (things girl!Zuko does NOT REGRET: Ty Lee going to Kyoshi Island FOREVER KTHNXBAI)

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

CURSES. FOILED.

You have a good point. I just have this feeling I've been in Zuko's position a few times, and it's always uncomfortable when you realize what's been going on. (Look, his approval isn't at all like when Jae was going "...HOT" over Hyo and Xin Wan staring at each other intently. *ruffles Jae*)

^__^ (NOT IN A MILLION YEARS DOES girl!ZUKO REGRET THAT.)(Man, I need a Maiko icon.)

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

THERE IS ENOUGH SEX ON MY DOCKET, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. *EYES SUSPICIOUSLY, considers replying to your last requests just to make sure this does not get slipped into it*

Yeah, it's weird. But, you know, it's your own FAULT. *saaaame problem, again* (AHAHAHA. Well, I HOPE NOT!)

Doesn't EVERYONE need a Maiko icon?

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

I'll just add it to my prompt list that I'm keeping for the next round, whenever in the future that might be. I stopped tossing stuff at you a little while ago. ;-)

(Poor Jae. Seventeen, gay in a homophobic culture, and EVERYTHING MAKES HIM THINK ABOUT SEX. Also, training to be a Dai Li.)

Yes, but especially me. How can I be my "eeeee, Maiko, so awesome!" self and not have an icon of them? *woes*

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think I'm doing a kink meme for my next round. I guess that SORT of counts? *still eyes suspiciously ON PRINCIPLE*

(Awkwaaaaaard.)

Because you FAIL at LIFE. <3.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Kink meme! Eeee! Hakozai! Eeeeeeeeee!!! *has several Hakozai kinks that need writing, purrs* Also, Arnook and Hakoda need to have sex. *looks at her list, scribbles on it happily*

(I... need to write more of my Dai Li instead of letting Pux write them all the time. On the other hand, I write her OCs a lot more than she does. We're kind of weird.)

CLEARLY. Who do I bug for pretty Maiko icons? I know who does pretty Zutara ones (that chick what did the 'Talk Dirty' icon) and who does pretty Jetko icons (you), but I am not sure about pretty Maiko.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

Kink meme? *ears perk up*

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

The world needs more sneaking-into-Fire-Palace!Jet. It's fun precisely because you can't imagine that he's gotten anywhere near there without reports of explosions, screaming, and mass mayhem en route.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

That part's easy! Explosions, screaming, and mass mayhem would cause interruption of him feeling up Zuko! We can't be having THAT.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

Perish the thought.

Re: Avatar: preggers!girl!Zuko (2/2)

[moonys-autumn.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha! Yesssss. <3
Mao, get him! Foil that sharpness/accuracy trope! :D
This was lots of fun, and all the little character bits like flirty Ty Lee made me squeeful. You also write excellent action, by the way. :)